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Being genuinely interested in listening to a friends venting and comforting them
Person: Im Comfortable telling you stuff guys.
True Friends: Hey Buddy, get it out of your system. We are your venting machines!
A computer used solely for masturbating.
The bate machine only has porn websites in the history.
A car (usually crappy import 4 cylinder or domestic equiv) driven by a sad pathetic excuse for a male; not necessarily of Italian descent, but most likely; usually native to the New York/New Jersey Tri-State area. Usually outfitted with ridiculous rims, a ridiculous spoiler, etc, etc.
Damn, look at that disgusting guido machine.
Before we go, I have to stop at a Tyme Machine to get some more cash.
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Current Celebrity Cocktail, yes we'll call it a cocktail. Invented by a couple of bored drunks on an all day binge in Bangor Co.Down. There was many drafts but this is the one more suitable for human consumption. Made with one shot of Jagermiester, one shot of Goldshlagger, one shot of Dark Rum and a full shot of espresso, add one brown sugar or slice of lime (depending on taste) and down it in one, whilst its still warm (red bull can also be added for the hardcore, but it smells a little like vomit then).
After 4 or 5 of these badboys in a row, you start talking gibberish and screaming about trolls. Loss of clothing is not uncommon. For best results continue normal drinking before and after "Sheening" it. Guaranteed to fuck you up at the time and the next day with a vengance!
*Warning, it does as it says on the tin. You will suffer a complete mental and financial breakdown after.*
I just ran too the shop and couldnt stop, ran through 4 shelves and killed a man, mustve been those Sheen Machines
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A term refering to a sexual move involving a girl on her knees and a guy standing up. The girl works his dong while putting his balls in her mouth, acting as if she was drinking straight out of an icee machine.
My girlfriend used to give the best icee machines.
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n. A crazy ass Japanese movie
adj. violent, murderous, and raw like the movie or the album "machine girl" that was inspired by it
"If you like those crazy ass Japanese movies, Machine Girl is definitely for you."
That car accident is machine girl.
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