A Mary Jane is a female who is always down to smoke the Mary Jane. She is usually someone who is a very beautiful specimen of the women breed that appreciates and values weed. Mary Janes are not to be confused with “stoners”, “stoner girls” or “potheads”. Mary Janes are built different and are usually people who tend to get pissed off easily and convince themselves they smoke a fuck ton to help them “chill out” or cope with their anxiety. Unlike stoner girls, Mary Janes are more chill and don’t make smoking their entire personalities. It’s not a secret they just wouldn’t consider themselves a stoner or pothead but smoke just as much if not, more. The aesthetic of and vibe of heir smoke sesh is completely different than any other.
“Omg your a Mary Jane too?”
“Nah she’s not a stoner or a pothead, definitely a Mary Jane”
a short definition of the word and substance marijuana
friend: what were you doing yesterday?
me: i was doing that Mary jane
Tim: "OMG look up Mary Jane piercing!!! "
Kate: "Okay"
Tim: "HAHAHA HAHAHA IT WAS A DEEZ NUTS JOKE YOU FOOL"
Da guy-and-gal coupling dat occurs whenever Spider Man requests da collaboration of everyone's favorite jungle-dwelling dude in his crime-fighting escapades, and either offers to temporarily share his sweet-faced main squeeze wif him as an incentive/reward for said assistance, or leaves her in his care till he returns from a mission.
Besides da pleasant-companionship advantage of an interval of "Tarzan and Mary Jane" co-habitation, said joyful visit also allows da two Janes to share a major hen-party to gigglingly swap stories of their respective partners' wild escapades, and also exchange ideas for each of them on how to better please her man.
Limp penis due to cannabis consumption
Can’t tonight honey I’ve got the Mary Jane Hang.