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The art of ejaculating inside of someone and proceeding to shit inside of them (preferably wetly). The colors are reversed.
Please uncle Mike… no more backwards mashed potatoes.
V. Mash potatoing.
To slam someone's pussy.
Dude 1: Hey can I mash your potato?
Dude 2: Fuck yeah dude!!!
When a husband has vaginal sex with his wife in order to reproduce. This is only for instances in which the people fucking are a straight married couple who intend to create a child. A reference to the mashed potato like appearance of most newborn babies.
Kyle: hey john what are you planning on doing this weekend?
John: just making mashed potatoes with my sexy wife.
Named after Muncie, Indiana. A Muncie Mashed Potato is where you are doing anal and a girl shits on your dick
“Dude last night I did the Muncie Mashed Potato
At a family thanksgiving, while preparing mashed potatoes, you leave the kitchen while the potatoes boil, and fuck before they are finished. You return like nothing happened.
Hey girl, the family is driving me nuts, let’s go have a mashed potato quickie
When your having sex with a girl and she squirts on your face then you throw up.
I was mashing potatoes last night then had to take a shower to wash the filth off .
A girl whose sole occupation consists of expertly mashing spuds day in and day out, turning the humble tuber into a work of culinary art!
Chef 1: "Who's on the mashed potato baddie duty tonight?"
Chef 2: "I did it yesterday, so it's your turn today!"
Chef 1: "Fair enough, I'll be the mashed potato baddie today and whip up a batch that'll have everyone begging for seconds."