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When a man has an erection and discretely hides it by pulling a
"Matrix." This move consists of the classic Neo backwards arch while a hand of preference slides into one's pants and flips the erect penis upwards into its natural position. The penis is then trapped between one's stomach and the elastic band from underwear.
The breezy at the strip club gave be a hard on. I slyly pulled a matrix before she even had a chance to notice.
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The Matrix is when your computer talks to you at night.
Sometimes goes blinky-blink, and blip-dot-blibbity-bop.
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A trilogy of fillums which has been gradually getting worse, to the extent that Part Three is the biggest waste of lucre in fillumographic history. We strongly advise having nothing to do with it. And Keanu Reeves is a big piece of wood.
The Matrix? Blean!
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A good film where Neo realizes hes the one and so does Morpheus, this movie pwns. Neo can stop bullets and walk up walls etc. I like the bit where hes in the subway, and he stops the bullets they stop in mid air, and he plucks 1 bullet from the load of bullets that just stopped, and drops it to the ground. Matrix has some neat special effects in it.
*NOTE: People also call the point where they can stop bullets 'bullet time'.
n00b: matrix suxx0rs i roxx0rs their soxx0rs
me: shut up noobass
n00b: matrix suxx0rs i literally pwn their sox0rs
me: no they own you, in the future if there reli is a matrix why dont you go in the matrix and fight Neo, he will pwn ur ass
n00b: im as dumb as bill gates though !!
me: i know u r
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To win a fight by pulling off a hard and amazing technique.
He matrixed them.
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a sert of organize numbers that is mostly used on calculators
look on your calculators
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