mat baker

the bearded wannabee pedo. often found rumaging through bins and under your mom's skirt.

aka batty, batty maker, pubic faced baby and limited lad.

he may touch your children.. be warned

'the teacher was sacked from his position for showing mat baker tendencies.'
that mat baker just offered me sweets.. shall i ring the police?

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mat back

A promiscuous woman who repeatedly engages in the act of coitus (sex) with many different partners and thus should attach a mattress to her back to increase time efficiency. (so the guy can push her over and fuck her).

Ay, Mortimer! Do you so righteously recall that mat back we double teamed last Friday!

russian mat

The broad range of Russian swear words

"Mama, I am not talking in Russian Mat"

Mat Talk

To encourage, hype up and cheer on a teammate while performing at a cheer competition.

Jerry -“You got it, Push, werkkkkk”
Mat Talk-To encourage one another while doing cheerleading

Sand-Mat

Quick reference technical term for Sandwich Materials. What one refers to for lunch meat, bread, cheese, lettuce, onion, peppercini, mayonaise, mustard, and in some cases, Doritos and ranch.

Gabe, you prepare the Sand-Mats. James, you prepare the blunt.

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tvoyu mat'

A Russian saying meaning "your mother". Infer from that...

"Ey you! Tvoyu mat'!"

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pinned to the mat

The lethargic almost comatose-like state you are in after ingesting too much Klonopin (prescription tranquilizer). The word pinned obviously derived from KlonoPIN.

Darren took one look at me and he could tell that I was totally PINNED TO THE MAT.

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