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The action of ejaculating on your partners crotch while screaming "Ticklay Ticklay Ticklay". The V shape of the crotch represents the pizza covered in mayo.
When I pull out I like to put the Mayo on the Pizza
It's when you put mayo on your fingers, shove your fingers up your ass, and then proceed to lick it off.
The mayo john was eating didn't have a lot of flavor, so john decided to do a mayo lick.
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A communal jar that is passed around and filled with fresh semen whilst chatting.
"Hey Senoir, pass the mayo jar"
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A county on the west coast of Ireland. Considered by many to be the best county in Ireland,it has spawned some of the best and brightest people in the country like opposition party leader Enda Kenny,or famous radio DJ Ray Foley.
It is also far superior to most other counties in Ireland such as Leitrim,Roscommon,Tipperary,Kerry,Sligo and many,many others. Being one of the most beautiful places also,it has huge amounts of Americans who are "trying to find their long lost cousins" which the locals have learned to put up with.....
American: Excuse me,do you know Seamus O Day from County Mayo?
Local1: No I Know a Seamus O DEA though.....
American: Oh I see,where can I find him?
Local1: Ah jesus its easy... Right,what you'd want to be doin' is headin down out past Ballyspuds,then carry on out as far as Ballycabbage,take a right if you see a cow with three legs you've gone to far......there should be a house on the left....
American: And is that Seamus O Day?
Local1: No,but its a fella who might know where to find him..
American: Ok thank you sir.....
Local1: No bother good luck....
Local2: Who were they lookin' fer?
Local1: Not a fukin' clue.....
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A person who is just an absolute idiot.
carson is such a mayo brain. he just bought his vape an hour ago and just lost it at lunch
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Giving a girl a mouthful of sperm. Since it has a consistency similar to mayo, combined with a girls mouth it immulates what having a mayo sandwich in her mouth would look like.
Peter North: Ready for this facial?
Girl:No, I'd rather you give me a mayo sandwich!
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an ass with so much cellulite it looks like mayonaise
that strippers ass is gross!
i know eh, what a fuckin mayo ass
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