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Main character in the best fan fiction, game theory. Lynn Mercury is your daring, feminist, idealist who only wants to get into the Portland thorns. So when the chance arises to ditch her home for the opportunity to go pro, leaving behind her UCLA soccer team and her persuasive ex-fling, Lynn takes off to London and quickly falls into routine with seventeen boys, a sexually active roommate, and a coach that could easily make David Beckham feel insecure.
“Who’s your favorite character from game theory?”
“Lynn Mercury, she’s a goddess!”
Is an original rock band based in Mexico Missouri. With influences form 70's and 80's stadium rock and punk to 90's grunge and metal with a touch of country and funk Mercury Son expertly blends their influences and creates an original feel. www.mercuryson.com
Mercury Son put on a great show!
Having an atomic number of 80 and an atomic weight of 200.59, Freddy Mercury has made various songs such as Purple Rain, Ebola Song, Kim Jung Un aka Rocket Man and various other categories of rap. Her amazing talent to be able to moonwalk and lock children in Neverlands within his own home has proven to critics over and over again that he indeed, will give your child aids.
If you wish to listen to some of his music, he most recent album Yo Mamma So Fat Try Not To Laugh Playlist is avaliable on YingTube and Pornhub
"I think Freddie Mercury just spiked my drink"
"Why the fuck is someones Freddie Mercury vibing so hard?"
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An absolutely FANTASTIC vocalist. Queen's lead singer. He had near-perfect control of his voice and, although he is still my favorite lead vocalist EVER, I will admit... he was a flaming whore. He died from AIDS in 1991.
Freddie Mercury had a great voice, but some rather... ehh, fruity... dance moves. But we still love him.
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Freddie Mercury was a famous singer/songwriter and the lead singer of the band Queen. Sadly, he has diagnosed with, and later died from, AIDS do to his lust for throbbing sweaty cock.
Man if only he wasn't bi maybe Freddie Mercury would still be alive today.
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The most amazing voice anybody has ever heard. He was an amazing dude, but never came to love himself as much a we did. He is missed by all.
Connor: Hey Isabella, you want to hear a poem?
Isabella: Sure, Connor
Connor: Roses are red
The walls are plaster
Freddy Mercury is fast
But AIDS are faster
Isabella: (╥ω╥)
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A man that i can be gay for. Known for being the front man if Queen. Wrote the iconic Bohemian Rhapsody by himself. One cool fact, The song Bicycle Race which he wrote talks about how he only wants to ride his bicycle, but in real life, he didn’t enjoy bikes that much. Sadly passed away on the 24th of November, 1991. His music makes me cry at the fact that i was born on the wrong generation.
Freddie Mercury loves John Deacon
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