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A male who you think is homosexual but is actually an arrogant prick who cares a lot about his appearance
Did you see George today?
Yea he totally took 3 hours to get ready and we were late for the game, in which he all snobby and arrogant!
Dude he was such a Metro douche!
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The newest band to come out and pretend to be cool.
Their music is primarily targeted towards the "just hit puberty" teens. The lyrics themselves are boring rehashed lines that could easily be seen as coming from other crappy similar bands (such as fall out boy).
Lets examine some of their lyrics.
"I'll take you home if you don't leave me at the front door.
Your body's cold, but girl we're getting so warm..."
So here we have it, this is how you apparently write a song/
You start with a lame lyric that doesn't really make sense but is vague enough to mean anything. Of course, every other lyric in the song has to refer back to sex, which is what this band primarily seems to use in order to gain teenager attention.
Here is another example of this same old formula (found within the same song).
After Chorus, second verse:
"Your lips tremble but your eyes are in a straight stare
your on the bed but your clothes are laying right there"
We start again with a vague opening statement, because again their audience is mostly idiots and cannot comprehend anything deep. The second line is of course about sex, in order to maintain the three second attention span of their audience.
Look up some more of their songs, they will follow the same pattern. Vague lyric, lyric about sex, vague lyric, lyric about sex.
Of course the band will sell plenty of CD's thanks to the goons at much music and MTV. The band members will end up believing they have talent because a bunch of 13 year old girls will be screaming whenever they see them, and unfortunately they will sell enough records to continue making music.
To make a more general summary - the band members can barely play their instruments, the melodies are boring and tedious, the lyrics are poor, repetitive and lack anything original.
The band itself only got a record deal due to the connections they have to the Hannah Montana show. These kids could never make it big if they had to start fresh - as they have no talent.
This band is essentially, in one single example, everything that is wrong with music today.
The band metro station is one of the worst music acts ever.
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Short for electronic-metrosexual.
(An online conversation)
Zeke: Hey! =o)
Carl: hey
Zeke: What's up! n2m here, just c H i L l A x I n!! =oP
Carl: dude you need to chill out you are turning e-metro. it is as if you grow a pair of ovaries every time you sit at the computer
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an age 18+ guy who is in love with himself, uses hair dye to make his hair multiple colours (like brown and blonde at the same time) uses 1000kg of hair wax every day, waxes every part of his body and dances like a fag.
an old metro is a metro who needs to grow out of it but doesnt want to because he thinks he looks good, while everyone else thinks he looks stupid.
a: mate, that guy with blonde hair is a pretty old metro.
b: yea no shit, he needs to grow up already
When you don't have a car and must ride the Metro to get where you're going.
Q: Did you drive here?
A: Nah, tonight I'm on Metro Status.
A modern male adept at the art of improvising in gender neutral situations.
The sort of man who might carry a mini-leatherman AND a UMPC in his murse.
My Treo totally crapped on me at Greg's last night. Fortunately Greg's a total metro-macgyver - he updated my firmware while he made a bitchin' artichoke heart quiche.