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A fucking short gay dwarf who likes guys but fucks girls jk he can’t get any girls cause he’s a fucking ugly cunt
Oh wow look at that ugly Micah he’s such a disappointment
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Micah is a good guy. He watches to much porn and looks up to much Bible verses to the point where his phone will not charge.
Person 1:"Where Is Micah? He won't pick up."
Person 2:"Probably watching porn and praising the Lord...."
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Micah is the hottest sexiest most handsome dude in the entire world who makes his girlfriend the luckiest girl in the world (his gf Is very great), he is funny with a great sense of humour and can make you laugh for hours. You can have the best convos with a Micah, he’s also a genius with an IB score of 41!! He’s so so so cute and the sweetest bf in the world<3
God I’m so lucky to have a micah
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Micah, a good friend you’d always want around. He’s such an amazing guy. Micah has a only one girlfriend and usually gets rejected by other friends. Usually hangs out with friends and family on the weekends but puts off time with his friends to spend time with his grandfather or grandmother
Friend: hey bro wanna go to the movies?
Micah: of course I do!
Friend: you need to bring you’re own money.
Micah: darn!
I miss her so much~Micah 2008
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Someone who has a huge dick, lost there virginity at a very young age, and someone that every girl wants to give a blowjop to and get moterboated by him
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Micah is a pretty chill guy. He is handsome and smart but never makes girls think that he is in to them. Micahs have a long line of guy best friends which sometimes leads to people calling him gay. Overall Micah is a bro and a pretty competitive person. Don’t push his buttons tho because he can have a pretty mean temper.
*One girl says to another* “Who is that hot dude over there?”
*other girls answers* “That’s Micah, he is nice but don’t get your hopes up because he is pretty close with his bros”
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Micah is a hot looking girl. She is very hard to please. Has never gave 2 fucls about what people have to say to her. If you make ber mad then you might want to run.... Also if you say shit about any of her friends then she might beat the actual fuck out of you. Plus if you take her food then she might bite you instead. And if she starts talking to you and wants to be more than friends then now is your chance and your only chance cause if she likes you then your a really really special guy. And if she don't like you then don't say shit to her but if you do and make her mad then your finna get the shit beat out of you.
Micah will take yo man
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