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A friend with benefits. Comes from episode 14, season 3 of House M.D.
Cameron: We're both healthy, and busy people. We work together so it's convenient.
Chase: Like... microwaved pizza?
Cameron: And of all the people I work with, you're the least likely I'll fall in love with.
Chase: Like... microwaved pizza.
Jannet: Greg, will you be my microwaved pizza?
Greg: I thought you'd never ask.
Giving yourself a Dutch Oven.
Jack was a real freak. Whenever he slept alone, he loved to give himself a Malaysian Microwave.
A skanky girl that is quick easy and nasty just like microwave food.
Anyone could sleep with Sarah, she a' microwave hoe.
Used to describe something disagreeable or unpleasant to the senses.
This burger tastes like microwaved ass!
Dude, your breath smells like microwaved ass!
I haven't slept in three days, I look like microwaved ass.
This means that a relationship may be good at first but end fast. It's not a good type of relationship, usually very pointless and stupid. In most cases if a person has microwave realtiships they go through several girl/boyfriends in a year. Some analogies are:
-they cook things fast
-They can cook things in 60 seconds when an oven may take 60 minutes
-Things heat up fast and end soon
-There is usually a time limit programmed in
It is pointless for six graders to date because they almost always end up in a microwave relationship.
The second most unhealthy type of microwaveable foods. Delicious and satisfying, but capable of ruining your digestive normality. You're better off taking a laxitive, but what tastes better.
Guy 1: Dude, I'm so hungry...
Guy 2: Go eat a microwaveable burrito.
Noun. A sexy bitch that is quick, easy, convenient, hot on the outside, and cold on the inside (as in personality), like a hot pocket.
Dude 1: Yo, I'm dating this bitch and I cannot stand her, but she is bad as hell doe.
Dude 2: I'm afraid you got a microwave bitch dawg.
Dude 1: Shiiiiiiitt man, you right. I might need to put her back in for a lil longer.
Dude 2: Nigga, she like 20 years old, she can't fit back in her momma.
Dude 1: If her moms is as much of a microwave bitch as she is, then YES SHE CAN.
Dude 2: Nigga that is ill.
Dude 1: Like I said she is BAAADDD!!, but I can't stand her when she has her mouth open and is talking. CONSTANTLY!!!! ABOUT NOTHING!!!!
Dude 2: ROFL!!!!!!