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When you are taking a shit at midnight and simultaneously beating your meat.
Guy: Damn bro, yesterday I performed an incredible midnight shit, that felt AWESOME
Guy: shit you're a champ
Someone who manages to take their clothes of in their sleep.
“Vivian! Why are you naked!?! You are sleeping on my couch!”
“Sorry, I’m a midnight stripper. It just happens.”
The act of generously coating your man crush's face with a thick batch of man chowder, with the aid of no less than four other men. All whilst he sleeps.
Cyrus: Dude, shut up and let me smatter his face with my love juice.
Domonic: Alright fine, but let me call three other guys. We'll make this a midnight blizzard.
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when a person wakes up in the middle of the night and decides to pleasantly surprise their partner by giving them amazingly good oral sex.
Ryan: I am so tired today!
Babs: Why is that?
Ryan: Because you midnight raped me last night!
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When people abandon their business and/or home, leaving quickly in the middle of the night. Abandoned houses will reveal clues about the former occupants. It is generally considered that people do a Midnight Run because of financial troubles, however it also may be to evade an abusive spouse, or to evade the law.
the mother and daughter who once lived in the building did a midnight run
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Noun: A vagina. Coined by Frank Sinatra in his 1963 Las Vegas tour.
Slip it in her midnight pocket.
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Having to get up out of your warm bed past midnight to poo, but you hold it in until the last minute because you dread the cold air and toilet set.
Joe "Dang I gotta take a midnight poo, but im warm...maybe it'll go away."
5 minutes later...
Joe"Oh crap I gotta take a poo!! get out of my way granny that cold toilet seat is mine!"
Joe (post fecal deployment) "Brrrrrr"
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