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Complement to "fag hag," a cis miss is a transwoman who has a special place in her heart for cisgender people, especially cis(het)men
I bet doods wouldn't be so sexist and transphobic if they had grown up with a cis miss to give them support
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A friendly, social person. The centre of attention, gets along with everyone. Usually an attractive person as well.
Everyone loves Sandi, just call her miss congeniality..
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A lovable muppet creature, sexually attracted to green amphibians whose name begins with a K.
Miss Piggy loves her KERMYYYYYY!!!!!
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Noticing someone's absonce not being able to talk to them or see them for long periods of time.
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the satisfying, yet annoying drip of pre-cum (or post-cum in this case) that dribbles out the end of your member about an hour after a wank, onto a pair of unsuspecting boxer shorts. results in a mildly uncomfortable, cold, sticky feeling in your pants. Apparently cleans you urethra of any leftover sperm.
fuck man, just got the missing fish from that wank i had an hour ago, and these are clean boxers.
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Someone who failed to take advantage of a good opportunity.
I could have hooked up with her but now she's with him. Man, I totally missed the boat on that one.
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not your ex, the infected one who got away from contact tracing authorities
Jane: Doctor Fox is positive with Covid-19. His whereabouts now is unknown.
Jill: So he's a missed contact out there, unquarantined and ready to infect anyone!