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Anon1: Me and my Waifu have consensual sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
Anon2: You sick fuck.
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The penetrating partner stands in front of the receiving partner, whose legs dangle over the edge of a bed or some other platform like a table
2. The penetrating partner lies with their upper back on a low table, couch, chair or edge of bed, keeping their feet flat on the floor and back parallel to floor. The receiving partner straddles them, also keeping their feet on the floor. Receiving partner can assume any of various positions.
3.The receiving partner lies on their back with knees up and legs apart. The penetrating partner lies on their side perpendicular to the receiver, with the penetrating partner's hips under the arch formed by receiver's legs.
4.The woman lies on her back as in the missionary position. The active partner lies on their front between her legs
Hey wanna come over after school for some sex my favorite position is the t square cunnilingus missionary lotus upside down double reverse warthog thrust.
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When the female is laying on her back and her legs are on the man shoulders (or women whatever is your preference) and her wrist are held down
I want to try something new babe. Let's try a new position called Submissive missionary
when you be doing missionary sex with sausages in yr butt
that italian missionary got my butt sore as hell
When you fuck in missionary after a breakup/fight and it’s all good again because missionary makes you fall in love again.
“They got back together again after hooking up. You know how that missionary makeup works.”
The day you do only missionary.
Today is National Missionary day, let’s go do missionary!!
A member of the LGBTQ+ community that spreads the word of the LGBTQ+ ideology to any and all around them, whether or not anyone asked or if it's even relevant to the topic of conversation.
Characteristics defined by this offshoot of the LBGTQ+ community members include;
- Self insertion into conversations
- Heavily argumentative
- Unapologetically annoying
- Their sexuality being their one and only personality trait
- Prone to virtue signalling
- Resorts to childish insults when met with logical debate or factual evidence
Person 1# "So today I had a Trans-Missionary tell me that my hair style is cultural appropriation"
Person 2# "Really? What did you say?"
Person 1# "I told them that their septum piercing and coloured hair is also a form of cultural appropriation and as a result was met with insults based on the colour of my skin"