He is a Facebook Celebrity
Usama is known on Facebook as MJ
He is also known as MJ by his friends.
A desperate and sleezy car salesman that only found success in a booming market that somehow still uses a pager in 2024.
Man I went to buy a car today and ran into an absolute MJ. Guy smelled like whiskey and sadness.
The biggest armin simp i’ve ever met. Would totally give him head 25/8, also the biggest annie hater i’ve known in my whole life. Gets jealous over fictional characters as well.
*Someone talking to Armin Arlert*
Person 1: I swear to god if that person doesn’t stop talking to him i will murder them.
Person 2: dude your such a MJ kinnie.
A thirsty bitch running for the dicc
oh look its mj chasing sam
dood we should save her-
Fine af athletic and funny. He is also rude and has too much mf pride and it makes him loose his closest friends/me aka Samauri
Hey MJ