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a conversation ender like good day or goodbye
means keep it real or have a nice day
ryan: alright im rollin out
josh: aight man keep it moist
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The term Moist Cabbage refers to the fetish Act of performing canalingus on a severely festered and diseased vagina of a woman who has intentionally and willingly contracted multiple STI's (usually gonorrhoea, herpes, chlamydia or all of these or more), whilst intentionally maintaining poor personal hygiene by not showering or washing the genital area for periods exceeding 6 months or more. During this time the infection(s) go untreated for so long that the stench resembles a bucket of rotten fish left out in the bin over a hot summer weekend.
If the woman has prepared her "Moist Cabbage" properly it should have a slightly fermented quality with a strong bitter finish.
Person 1: Has anyone tried Rosie O'Donnell's Moist Cabbage.
Person 2: Yeah fuck that shits been fermenting so long its deadly. I heard my friends cousin tried it - dropped dead right away.
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someone who's rude and arrogant, someone no one likes
person 1: omg becky is such a moist bagel!
person 2: ikr what she said to bob was so mean
becky and bob are not real people, i apologize if your name is becky, i'm sure you are not a moist bagel
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Like titty fucking, except for with the butt cheeks instead of titties
I tried to put it in my girlfriends butt but she yelled at me and so I gave her the moist bill instead.
A series where a popular Youtuber (Penguinz0/Cr1tikal/Charlie) gives reviews on movies, shows, and games. He is always very honest with his reviews and is never hesitant to fully hate on the movie/game/show if he does not like it. At the end of the video he rates how good it was anywhere from 0% to 100%.
"Have you watched that new horror movie that came out a few weeks ago?"
"No, I was going to until I watched Cr1tukal's Moist Meter on it."
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When your vaginal region is so overwhelmed with a surplus of water in which bathing,swimming, or drinking is possible.
my moist uzi is overflowing with goodness
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The step after damp seepage but before wet seepage
Hey guys, I'm seeing MOIST SEEPAGE at the Electric Factory tonight, anyone want to join?