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A relatively large and sluggish person who does not know what is generally going on at times.
A cigarette that has already been half smoked that is picked up and re-lit
dude I ran out of cigs so I had to light up a moke
an absurd amount of energy required for a task.
synonym - energy
person one: ayy david! lets go run around the school for fun
david: moke.
Really ugly, gross or donkey-looking. Mainly used as an adjective to insult somebody or something. Can be a reaction to being told/shown something ugly or gross.
"Oh my god, she's such a moke."
"That's one moke painting."
"Ew! Moke!"
A mixture of weed and tobacco that is smoked out of a bong. You have to snap the whole bowl.
"When I clock out I'm gonna moke my life away."
"I can feel that moke behind my eyeballs."
"Why didn't you tell me that was a moke!"
Moke refers to a subspecies of highly intellectual human beings that have superior genetics to any and all "regular humans". Mokes do not exercise their heavenly right to rule with absolute power unless threatened by a lesser being. They often prefer to earn their way to their rightful place in society as to encourage other lesser human beings to do better. Above all a Moke is honorable, strong in mind, body, and spirit, and in possession of tremendous amounts of intellect. Their physical features develop in stages, a Moke might often be seen as fat or lazy as they near their maturation age, around the mid 20's. It is at this age that a Moke will cease to be comparable to other human beings. They will look, sound, and behave like the gods among men that they truly are.
History: It goes without saying that every single time anything good has happened in the world, there was a Moke at the very center of it. A Moke put humans on the moon, a Moke created solar power, Mokes built the Pyramids, the Great Wall, etc. There is no question of the historical significance of Mokes in the history of the Earth.
Damn, I wish I could be like that Moke.
Man, that Moke sure is tall, handsome, and smart, I bet he gets allll the pussy.
No, Abraham, it must be your fault, Mokes do not "bamboozle" human beings, they are 100% honorable.
Ryan stop trying to be like the Mokes, you know you'll always be weak and small.
Long term residents of the small town of Mokelumne Hill, California.
Are you Moke?