Turd Molester

A person who is so completely vile and objectionable that her/she makes excrement feel violated.

The Westboro so-called Baptist Church is a congregation of turd molesters.

molestation clinic

Used in reference to a place of religious worship, most commonly used when referring to the Catholic Church.

Mike: It’s Sunday and I’m going to church.
Jim: I ain’t ever goin to one of dem molestation clinics again if I got the choice, to many bad memories.

hand molester

1. Feeling the need to molest your hand and then doing so
2. The act of molesting someone else's hand to show affection
3. Touching someone else in order to get their skin cells on your hand and then molesting your hand so you can eat thrie cells.

"Did you see him at the party? He is such a hand molester!"

molester uncle

The dirty uncle that has a thing for young children. Chooses to molest children from his own audacity.

My dirty molester uncle tried to touch my ass , he always does this!

molesting a snake

sexually abusing a snake

Bob: I saw you molesting a snake Jill.
Jill: shut the fuck up that was my anorexic baby who still had the cord attached.
Bob: oh..........

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Fun Molester

A person who thinks they are cool and with it but in actual fact steal the life and good will from a situation.

I hear Dave is coming to the party. He is such a fun molester

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molest myself

The act of touching and putting your hands in every pocket in your pants and shirt when searching for your keys or cell phone.

"Dude, did you lose your keys?"

"Howdju know? Did I molest myself again?"

"Yea, you looked like a priest in boy scouts summer camp."

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