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Mom is the one person in the world who will ALWAYS know something up.Even if she acts oblivious she knows there is something bothering you.Cherish your mom, or your mom figure. ok cause you have no idea when you might lose her.
Mom i love you so so much. I will always love and cherish you.
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a person who will beat you up if you don't listen and snaps at you if you talk back or look her in eye. Someone that hates me unconditionally. Places bruises all over my body. Hits me with sticks or anything that will hurt me. Someone who doesn't understand your pain. Someone who doesn't love you for who you are. Not all moms are like that. Other moms love their offsprings with love and with the upmost attention. With all the patience and love in the world. I envy those who have those kind of mothers.
"My mom hit me, it didn't hurt much but it broke my heart."
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When you fuck a female that looks identical to your own mom, and/or has the same name as your mother is considered, The "Not-Mom"
Ex.Guy "1" Dude, last week I screwed Patricia. Shit was tight, I'll probably hit her up again soon.
Guy "2" Jeff, you are fucking your Not-Mom because she looks like your mom and she has the same name as your Mom. haha Gross
When you fuck a female that looks identical to your own mom, and/or has the same name as your mother is considered, The "Not-Mom"
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The woman who give all her life to you. The woman who was made you being a human. The person who love you so much and she will take care of you no matter what was happened until her life ended. Sonetimes, you may get annoyed by her. But it's all the way to show her love to you.
Child : Mom, i love you so much
teen : Mom, i'm so sorry...
adult : Mom, thanks to all. I'm so sorry... i hope i don't make you dissapointed.
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I had rough sex with your mom last night
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