Jon The Mon

Jon the Mon is a full time Twitch streamer who does not have autism. Also, Lewis Reed is a stupid little cunt.

Wow, that Jon the Mon guy doesn't have autism

Booty mon

A type of man who smoke all the weed and then fart don’t say excuse me.. pew stink booty mon

Don’t let me find out u in here farting smoking blunts ain’t say exsuse me booty mon

Mon Doot

An alternative way of saying mate.
Widely used by Scott Mills and the Posh Radio 4 Lady who reads out the texts.

Source: BBC Radio 1 (around 5.15pm GMT)

Wanna come play tiddly winks wit me mon doot mon.

Mon Chou

Honey, babe, darling, sweetie

I won't ever leave you, mon chou...

Mon G

Mon g is a word often used for a friend or classmate. Its french for My G which in England translates to my mate.

Person 1:Yo Mon G

Person 2:Yo mon g whats up fam

mon en

A scottish expression used to declare a challenge to fight. Usually shouted as loud as possible, these words strike fear into the hearts of whomstever hear them, and are most likely the last words heard before death.

Chav 1: is at cheek min
Chav 2: MON EN YI WEE PRICK ALL PURE BURST YI YA WEE FUCKING SPICE BOY
Chav 1: Dies

Fat mons

It's when a woman had very big pussy lips

Man that chick has got some fat mons