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Messy Monday is a Monday where you know you can find the latest mess.Created by IAmZoie it quickly became popular for many people! So go on and find the MESSY MONDAY!!!
Did you see Messy Monday? It’s was so good!
A time where a bunch of friends get together on monday and party. Usually listening to chief keef. They honor their friend emmanuel with this day. And it also is starting to honor PkJr.
"Are you fuckin stoked for manlet monday?" - Sun
"Hell yeah. Im gonna twerk!" - Martinez
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No mercy monday is when you and a group of friends are horrible to each other, call each other out, and be brutally honest all day and no matter how mad someone gets you don't stop that's were the "no mercy" comes in. Me and my friends love this. It should help you and your friends be nicer to each other through out the week. But come Tuesday, you cannot be mad at someone for what they have said because that's the whole reason of no mercy monday, to release tention and get it all of your chest.It's kind of a friendship building exercise for horrible people. ~Warning: you have to be good friends to participate in this~
"You act like the world revolves around you and it's so annoying"
"You think you know everything about everyone and you don't news flash, your a spoiled little two faced bitch that dosnt know shit"
(this continues until Monday at midnight. That's when no mercy monday ends)
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On the same premise as TGI Friday, the term stands for "Fuck My Life it's Monday." This term is appropriate for any given Monday where in which someone feels that their life has been completely and utterly fucked. For most people, all Mondays seem appropriate.
My alarm went off, I rolled over, shut it off, and said "FML Monday."
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the monday after Homecoming weekend, where everyone hears the stories of what happened at the party, and all of the people who hooked up are UBER awkward around each other/ avoidant. my personal favorite day of the year.
god i love Awkward Monday.. did you hear what happened with Billy and Mandy?
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The Monday after a weekend amphetamine bender. Spending the day hot, moist and mostly stationary. Feeling like that crust that's been in the bread bin way longer than it should have been.
Man: I feel like shit...
Man2: Been on the phet again?
Man: Yep... Mouldy Monday as usual.
for those of you who hate mondays you're just being silly...simply take monday to the MAX! have a beer or two or keg. party with friends or groups or hookers. listen to music and dance or strip or get arrested. there are endless possibilities when its monday so call-out tuesday cause your gonna need to sleep this off and maybe see a doctor.
established in 2009 in M'boro, TN
"JD, I see you enjoying that new beer in your hand. Too bad its Maxin Monday....WHERE'S THE FUNNEL!?!?!?"