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A extremely rare type of relationship in which an alpha male, often too busy at pursuing excellence to have time for spinning plates, courts a mentally retarded (formerly: mongoloid) female. The relationship shares similarities with other male-female interactions in which the only quality the female provides is access to easy sex. However, many experts have noted the downsides of this relationship are minimized and therefore perfectly suited for a hyper-successful Chad. In a mongo-namous relationship, the female requires very little maintenance or capital spending as she essentially spends all day locked in her room talking to herself and watching cartoons.
"I recently gave up on high-end call girls and found a company that ships young, handicapped gals from rural China in a shipping container for a fraction of the price... I always loved having access to a multitude of women and never imagined I'd be swept away in a mongo-namous relationship. Best decision I've ever made!"
A unit in size, typically for something big or large in size. Can be used to refer to a large quantity of something.
Jack: Dude that is a huge trash can
Bill: Yeah man, that thing is mongo.
A Nicer way of telling someone he is funny but a total Dumbass in German
"He is such a Mongo// Er ist so ein mongo!"
Mongo is a rare name you call people if they don't do things right.
Boy: Hey did you clean my ps5?
Mongo: Yes it needs 10 more minutes in the dishwasher.
A girl who pukes all over the apartment like an untrained dog.
"There's puke in my shoe!!! MONGO, not again!"
1. An act in which a man (typically a hapless redneck) will eat a cream stuffed hooker’s pussy after she finishes a 12 hour shift in the massage parlor.
I can’t wait to Mongo that gob filled beast after her shift!