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The act of urinating on your spouse, or significant other, without their knowledge or consent. Best performed in the early morning hours while they are still asleep.
Mike: "Hey, did you get your girlfriend up early this morning?"
Jim: "Oh yeah, I gave her the old "morning Justin". Shot out of bed like a rocket. Works every time!"
Mike: "You pissed on your woman while she was sleeping? That's disgusting!"
Jim: "Yeah, everyone's telling me that lately."
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(Noun) the sappy genital arousal of a female that occurs in the morning; female morning wood
Girl 1: dude I hate when I wake up and my pussy is wet
Girl 2: yea morning woodsap is the worst
A morning where you wake up and a drunk person has been posting to Facebook all night, and you have about 15 notifications about it for no apparent reason.
Man, it's been a Hughes morning!
When one ejaculates with morning glory
when'st youm'st disperse your gloopy cum gun
Damn Josh did you have a morning splooge this morrow
A loud, powerful, blasting series of farts let in sequence immediately upon awakening from the nights sleep. It is recognized by a sharp crackling sound that emulates the 21 gun salute from an M1 Garand color guard and carries the odor of the nights meal. A real man lets this fart in front of his woman without a care of whether she hears this or not.
Honey, what in the world was that sound? I think I just lost part of my hearing as I awoke from a deep sleep, I thought we were being shot at.
That was my morning salute woman, get used to it you will be hearing it a lot around here.
The act of receiving head when you have morning wood.
That bitch is crazy for my dick she gave me a morning snorkel today.
you know when you have been farting all night in your sleep and you wake up and your room smells like shit,well its called morning methane.open the window you filthmonger.
for fucks sake tom this room fucking stinks what the fuck have you been eating ?
sorry love its only morning methane ,take a deep breath and get rid of it for me .