MOW MUPPETS

The act of shooting up noobs in paintball or a first person shooter video game.

Last weekend we went paintballing and it was total mow muppets

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Mow the lawn

When you or another person involved smokes all of the pot on your persons, or in your possessions.

"Yo nigga! Let's blaze us a fatty on lunch break!"
"I can't, J-Rod decided to mow the lawn last night!"

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mow

short for more, if you havent noticed gangsters, black peolpe, any one with a dark skin tone dosent use "R" in a sentence unless its at the begining of the sentence

yo pass me some mow of that fowdy, a.k.a. fordy "colt 45"

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mow downs

to get something to eat, especially after smoking weed.

"dude iam so stoned right now i could go for some mow downs."

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flower mowing

Intentionally doing a job so poorly that you will not be asked to do it again. For example, you do not want to mow the grass so you "accidentally" now down the flowers so no one will ask you to mow the grass again.

He's just flower mowing to avoid being asked to do that job.

mowing grass

The act of having sex.

Me and Monica was mowing grass last night.

lawn mowed

when someone performs the helicopter in a horizontal position using their ding dong to slap their partner in the face.

guy: after I shower im going to lawn mowed you so hard

girl: omg yes