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A butt musket is the art of eating whole meatballs and firing them out of your asshole.
Dinner was good lastnight marge but I've been firing the old butt musket all day.
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To do a line of cocaine out of a furry Serbian's butthole while he/she uses his/her farting ability to propel more of the powdery substance into the user's nostrils.
coke user: "I'd like to combine my love of cocaine with the smell of a breezy fart."
Serb: "A Serbian musket should do the trick, let me rub my butthole a little bit so more coke can go inside."
coke user: Awesome.
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Lance says to his boyfriend "You are the BEST fudge musketeer to bareback me in a long time!"
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After cumming up your girl's poop shute, she shits out a frost covered turd.
My girl left a Frosted Musketeer on my roommate's pillow.
The best name for a friendship group of 3. Crackheads only.
Person1: Hey what do we name our groupchat ?
Person2: We need something to do with the number 3
Person: The three musketeers.
The act of taking chewing Tobacco out of you bottom lip placing on a woman's asshole and ramming it in with your penis
I would totally do a musket rammer to your sister
The act of female mastubation.
When the woman is finished she will squirt. This is also known as "The musket Shot"
Greg: damn I looked through Dave's moms window last night and she was Loading the Musket.