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Tool that can be used to block or limit access to websites such as parental controls or corporate IT controls. Can also be a verb as in to cyber nanny by blocking access to websites
Dude! Check out the video of the humping monkeys on YouTube.
Can't, dude. The company has a Cyber Nanny and blocks any site like that.
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Similar to tang juice; the clear (sometimes opaque color) fluid that is expressed by women during intimate times. Also known as pussy juice. Derived from the actions of "squirters" in bed.
D-Rich loves them squirters so much, he would drink Nanni Juice out the can. Mmmph So good!
E $ likes to get a nigga all fucked up when he tryna gets his with his woman cause the nigga thinking about D drank in da juice! BOP!
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1. A software 2. A website or app that is used to monitor children.
DAD!!!!!! Why did you install Net Nanny!! I'm a big kid, not a bad kid Dad: You searched up swear words in the last week Child: But I learned my lesson. But you didn't DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why did you disable Minecraft?, that's my favorite game!!! Dad: It's too violent, the age rating is 7 to 9 plus, you are 4 years old. Kid: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!! So we're cancelling the Minecraft Class? Dad: Yes.
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A device which disables vehicle use when the operator fails a test, which failure indicates the operator has consumed more than a certain amount of ethanol. More formally referenced in the US by the acronym "BAIID" (="Blood Alcohol Ignition Interlock Device"). The test is currently usually a breath sample analyzed by a fuel-cell.
"I blew my booze nanny, and she falsed on me, so I'm running down the road with my horn honking and my lights flashing. Hope nobody takes it personal and shoots me."
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a household domestic worker with specific duties. in very wealthy homes, children are often assigned nannies for certain tasks, such as dressing, going out, or school. the poo nanny is employed specifically to children being potty trained. her skills ease a child's entry to the world of toilet usage, and good poo nannies are worth every penny they earn.
mater: oh dear, i think we need to arrange for a poo nanny for junior, dear. how else will he become toilet trained?
pater: quite so, quite so, my dear. i'll call the agency first thing in the morning. and now, i must return to the factory and lay off a few dozen workers and transfer their duties to our southeast asian plant.
mater: you're such a capitalist swine!!
pater: that's why you married me, remember?
mater: of course!! i nearly forgot!!
junior: momma poopie panties yucky gooey
mater: oh for christ's sake the little bastard just shit his god-damned pants again!!
pater: oh, take another valium, bitch, and get his ass upstairs to his bathroom!! and change your clothes before you come back downstairs; i don't want you smelling like toddler poop.
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when your getting an old lady in the butt she screams foosh or any other jiberish.
i was having sex with jake's mom and she is such a foosh nanny.
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(noun) A person who engages in political activism in order to encourage laws to protect people from themselves, such as the laws that have required hair dryers to be tagged with warnings about the possibility of electrocution if the appliance is used in the bathtub, or warnings on food blenders stating the dangers of sticking one's finger into the spinning blades.
Also, Nanny-activism: (noun) The state of being a nanny-activist. Also, the actions, themselves.
A nanny-activist group in California is now lobbying for the state to require warnings on fast-food french fry containers and advertisements for same, which state that eating too many greasy french fried potatoes is bad for you.
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