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Someone who gets really drunk and starts aggressively groping every girl in sight.
John: "what the fuck is he doing?"
Bruce: " ah fuck, he is doing a Ned!"
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Non-educated delinquent.
Spot a need by their fake brand or stolen tracksuit, white cap, white trainers, cheap booze (often buckfast), lack of self-hygene and distain for anyone with half a brain cell.
Also see townies, chavs, scallys
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Perhaps taking a cue from pop culture notable Ned Flanders, the term "ned" has come to denote certain individuals as excessively polite, timid, and meek, particularly in their relations to the opposite sex. As a moniker, it carries a slightly derogatory connotation.
May also be used as a verb or an adjective.
Female gender variant: "Nedna"
Noun: "Don't be a ned, ask that girl for her number!"
Verb: "Don't ned it, get that girl's phone number right now!!"
Adjective: "That guy is so ned, no wonder he never gets any dates."
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Person with overwhelming massive dick and is known for the one hump orgasm. Rumour has it that he has fucked all women ever in existance.
Person 1" You know Jye"
Person 2" Yeah he's such a Ned"
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A ned is someone who does nothing other than play xbox like a pro and go on his computer.
Oh my god, I can't believe how much of A Ned you are get a life!
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Northeast Dick Head. A person from Northeast Philadelphia who goes to bars and starts fights, gets wasted and acts like an idiot. Usually the dickhead who pisses in the sink when there is a long line in the bathroom
Hey Ben, lets go to Flatspins bar, I hear it's banging. No Rob, I don't want to go there and hang out with those fucking NEDS.
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scotish phraise that describes a person who has no educational background or a juvenial delinquent.
Look at that guy hes such a ned.
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