callum ness

erection gained when another male strokes your leg

tom gave me a callum ness

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P-Ness

P-Ness is the newest word for all forms of conversation, from (1) Boredom (2) Excitment (3) Adult Conversation.

(1)
A: I am soooooooooo bored
B:P-ness
A:.....
A:WTF DOES THAT MEAN

(2)
A:Hey man I just won the loto
B:total P-Ness man
A:What?
B:Thats what she said
A:.... um .. what?
B:P-NESS
A:...right

(3)
A:Hey sexy
B:Check out my P-ness
A:FUCK DUDE WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN, ok in example number 1 and 2 you said that, WTF does it mean?
B:It sounds like penis
A:o
A:Sweeeet

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van ness

The definition of "white trash". Usually going around yellin mud cricket.

Hey van ness you see that mud cricket?

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Ness mains

Fatherless motherfuckers with no skill at smash at all.

John: Dude i came across a fatherless ness main online and he spammed pk fire

Jake:Fuck ness mains they have no skill all they do is spam pk fire

John:Yeah

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Doily-ness

To be like the doily in essence, culture and manner. This adjective also describes the person in question's physical attributes.

Person: Oh, that girl is full of such wonderful doily-ness

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whacko-ness

unusual; bizarre behavior.

He acted like an idiot, it was sheer whacko-ness

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toolish-ness

An act of extreme toolitude.
Can be performed by a professional tool, or by someone who is not really a tool. Basically, anyone can perform and act of toolish-ness

Dude, last night, i was pwning on Halo 3, but then some major DB cubed pulled an act of extreme toolish-ness, and ended my killing spree.

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