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When a man or women kills an animal while hunting, then proceeds to engage in sexual acts with the corpse.
Jack took the gazelle down with one shot then a had a great new zealand safari
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A country in the southern hemisphere.
Close to Australia, New zealand was once a colony of Australia but seperated much like America did to England.
They have a relative large amount of sheep and Have hot accents. Im Australian and i think that new zealanders are okay if they just STFU about us being all gay. WE ARE JUST LIKE YOU.
New Zealander: How bout we get some fesh and chups?
Aussie: nah mate I want a steak on the bbq!
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The act of waking up in the morning next to a sheep and bum fucking it until it produces enough milk to fill a cup of coffee.
John Key: We have a new initiative for solving NZ poverty. We'll be supplying New Zealand breakfast to decile 3 schools.
John Key: So what did you have for breakfast Tamati?
Tamati: Ae i hadd ae New Zealnd brekfst dox.
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This place is hidden by the government due to fear of the bad publicity it will bring the nation of New Zealand, and the world as a whole. Details are very skechee about exactly what goes on there, but listed are some quotes from escapees. "It is an awful, awful place. I am sorry, I cannot talk any more about it." "I was raped by my family every night for 19 years, how the (Expletive Deleted) do you think I feel about the place." "No Comment." "There is no good, only evil."
Dismembered bodies
Fordell, New Zealand
To Daryll 999 good sentiments, some Aussies are bastards but not all of them, what's more they did a few polls in Oz about New Zealand, and New Zealand came out on top in most of them. What this translates to is that many Australians like NZ so chill out. And to the person who wrote that "full of racist pricks" bit I'm sorry you feel that way but I know a lot of Kiwis and a lot of them aren't racist, although a good proportion are I guess. Attitudes are changing in NZ toward other races.
Aussie: What country came out the best in those Lowy institute polls?
2nd Aussie: New Zealand actually.
1st Aussie: Hell why can't Kiwis themselves see that?
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New Zealand. The Land of the Long White Cloud. Home to 4 million people. It is greener than most countries but I wouldn't call it "clean and green". It is actually a really active and fun place, we should be advertising that instead of clean and green.
The best city's are:
Auckland (if you want to be submerged in traffic and things to do).
Wellington (the capital - advisable to try to ignore the existance of the beehive, and visit the National Museum and generally enjoy the nightlife and cafe's, film festivals,etc.)
Christchurch and Dunedin: A must see for people from the UK in fact you should skip Wellington and Auckland and go there first. It has lots of historical buildings and it has a friendly European feel to it.
Queenstown: The overpriced, adventure capital of the world; a must go if you can afford it.
On Australia and New Zealand:
Relations are equal to that of Canada and the United States. Australia is economically more powerful and dominates a lot of the New Zealand market. It upsets a lot of people, as we see the "great New Zealand buy up". Also the treatment of aborigines is also a sour point, but all in all due to the ANZAC tradition from WW1 relations are good.
Should you visit?
1. NZ is costly
2. It has lots to do
3. It has a nice environment
4. It is out of the way
5. You can lose yourself
Information on New Zealand, how it is expensive to live and more: www.emigratenz.org/
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The New Zealand Gorilla is a relatively unknown sex practice first established by sheepshearers in the country of New Zealand. It origanted from an event where one sheepshearer had sexual intercourse with a woman who was blessed with very distinctive pubic hair. He decided to shave the pubes like he was used to do it with the sheep's wool day by day. He eventually ejecualted on the woman's breasts and decided to throw the shaven hair on the sticky breast, which made it look similar to that of a Gorilla. The sex practice is especially popular in New Zealand but has found it's way to the european continent due to the globalisation.
Becky: "Hey Lisa, whats wrong with your breasts? They are hairy as fuck, are you taking testosterone or are any of your ancestors primates?"
Lisa: "Oh no, what a mess. Of course I'm not taking Steroids, I slept with Raphael the other night and he pulled off the New Zealand Gorilla on me. What an asshole!"
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