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When someone can't sleep and is alone in their bedroom having thoughts of mixed horror film situations, and whenever trying to think of something happy; those thoughts are followed by horror movie situations where happy goes scary.
Robert woke up, took one look at his dark, shadowy room and imagining demons, and killers, unable to have happy thoughts. He was having a living nightmare.
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Similar to sleep paralysis. One is woken from sleep unable to move, with an overwhelming sense of fear and dread, resulting from hallucinations and paranoia.
Suffering from waking nightmares I often see creatures lurking in the night.
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The act of having sex with a nasty smelly bitch when your best friend is sleeping next to you. When he wakes up hes gonna wish it was a nightmare
Reed had a terrible dirty nightmare last night in sheldon's room.
Reed: "I wish i would have slept through that dirty nightmare."
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When a man of Peruvian roots performs oral sex on a female so aggressively that the girl is in so much pain that she orders him to stop. She then proceeds to limp to the bathroom to clean the blood from her vagina. When they awaken the next morning, the man looks at the female and says: "Thanks for the meal."
Jorge is the Peruvian nightmare.
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sun-burn where the sun don't shine
John: "Why does it hurt so much today honey?"
Cindy: "Oh, I got an eve's nightmare while I was tanning nude..."
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To dream of someone that you fantasize about; to either be a good dream or a really beautiful nightmare; to love someone who's love is to good to be true!
Listen to beyonce's song- beautiful nightmare aha :D
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another name for Mistah J , aka “junior the egomaniac”
J has an appetite for destruction and it’s shows in his actions and public statements about society and war. for the sinful son isn’t cruel but a necessary evil, anyone who claims to fear nothing has yet to meet the master of nightmares whom even if never heard of his name has felt him one way or another, even if albeit sensing it in the corner of your eye or well, IN YOUR NIGHTMARES.
father of nightmares is an artist of torture and pioneer of evil who dares you to be naughty so that he may reintroduce himself.
Junior is the father of nightmares, and anyone that denies it has been played by the master of deception.
The father of nightmares awaits you.
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