Noseless Nixon

Noseless nixon is when your friend passes out drunk, and one lays his balls in said friend's eye sockets, and penis down the nose, resulting in what looks like bulging eyes and a *hopefully for the pranker* long nose. A picture is then taken. The Prankee's nose is not in sight, and resembles caricatures of richard nixon, thus "noseless nixon". Quite possibly the gayest form of drunk passed out people pranks, and is usually preceded by Sharpie penises and "FAG" being written on the Prankee's face.

"Dude, James passed out last night, and Tony gave him a noseless nixon. It was fucking hysterical, yet shockingly gay."

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Soggy Nixon

When you fish all of the pubic hair out of the shower drain, forming it into a nice ball of Nixon Administration, then proceed to have sex with it. Jizz all over it and let the Nixon times roll. Throwing it at someones face is considered the best course of action.

Man 1: Hey Bro, what's soggier than a Soggy Sailor?

Man 2: Gee Man, I don't know.

Man 1: A Soggy Nixon! *Sploosh*

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Droppin Nixon

Droppin Nixon: To leave and hold out 2 peace signs with your hands in the air as President Nixon would.

1.) To leave, depart. also see bounce, droppin dueces, take off, later bro.

"Hey man, I gotta work early tomorrow. Im Droppin Nixon."

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Dick Nixon

The act of giving a hand job while in the Democratic National Committee. It’s named after US President Richard Nixon, nicknamed Dick.

Gimme a dick Nixon or else I’ll pop ya hed of

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Nixon's Bane

LSD

"The others in the group drank alcohol, but I indulged in Nixon's Bane."

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Richard Nixon

Richard Nixon = tricky dick = shemale, tranny

Wow, that shemale was a real Richard Nixon

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Richard Nixon

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