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parachute mouth

When someone who appears to have a small mouth is capable of taking enormous bites.

“I gave Elizabeth a bite of my burrito, and now half of it is gone! She’s got a parachute mouth”

by Yeetbert January 30, 2019


flaming parachute

The act of stretching your ball sack over ones face

"I'm gonna give Steve Curry a flaming parachute for his lack of game"

by Mickelob December 6, 2017


parachute pals

Friends who can be counted on to "catch you as you fall" and/or "ease your descent" --- i.e., they'll always "be there for you" during times of emotional distress, offer helpful ideas/cautions, etc.

Anytime an on-line "friend" whom I have not met yet (and therefore I cannot be sure if that person is reliable or "for real") invites/requests/allows me to go and meet him somewhere, I always peruse the map to see if any of my "parachute pals" happen to live in that same general area, and if so, I call them up first to ask if I may make a "secondary journey" over to visit them for a while if the person whom I was going to meet during my "primary mission" is either a no-show or not sociable/reasonable to me... it helps make the trip not be a total waste of time and travel-expenses, plus I'll have a shoulder to cry on and soothe me in my humiliation and disappointment at my failed attempt to cultivate a new friendship.

by QuacksO July 18, 2018


Pube Parachute

The practice of trimming the pubic hair region with two (2) small lines of hair connecting from the base of the penis to a large semi-round overgrowth of hair above it. Should resemble a standard parachute even to the untrained eye

Jason David England: Author of "How to Nurse your Wallaby" can be seen showing off this style of Pube fashion in various magazines across the U.S. as well as Europe is the inventor of the "Pube Parachute"

by DocHoliday187 September 7, 2008


parachute

A drug you use to help you get back on track.

I had to take my parachute, otherwise I'd be dead without it.

by 1000yrdstare September 20, 2019


pineapple parachute

When a boy with long hair kisses you like Spider-Man kissed Mary Jane in that one scene—you know the one, yeah, that one—except horizontally and his hair falls around both your faces.

Girl A: “Did you see Jeshua give Morgan a pineapple parachute yesterday?”
Girl B: “No, I’m not into peaking from behind closet doors.”

by wholesome 69 December 8, 2021


parachute fap

The act of flapping by gripping a small falice with one's fingertips from above in claw machine fashion where the hand resembles a parachute.

Yo Tommy got a a little dick, saw that tucker parachute fapping in the bathroom.

by Parachutefap May 30, 2019