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An incestuous sex move where two brothers are pounding and throat-fucking their sister simultaneously from either side
"Hey, Cleetus how about we show Crystal the good ol' Alabama Squeezebox?"
"Sounds like a wonderful idea, Brother"
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NOUN or ADJECTIVE A construction in which one artificially extends, exaggerates, or otherwise expounds upon the length, width, breadth, or height of something, either physical or non-physical. Sometimes used to disguise, cover-up, or attempt to explain a proven falsehood.
Origin: Donald Trump's Hurricane Dorian presentation in the Oval Office on 9/4/2019, where a black Sharpie was used to extend the NHC's cone projection over part of the state of Alabama, in an attempt to justify/explain an erroneous Tweet.
As an adjective: In an effort to make the company look solvent, Tom employed a blatant Alabama Sharpie technique in his diagram at the board meeting today.
As a noun: The quarterback had been officially listed as six-foot-one, but he decided to pull an Alabama Sharpie and told reporters that he was actually six-four.
In rural Alabama women often wear a sheep costume to lure men into bed.
Mary Sue you got your Alabama negligee on back in the back of the trailer?
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Kid: I'm an alabama nigger
I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P
I dont drink
I dont cuss
I wanna ride on the front of the bus
I wanna eat where the white folks eat
cause I'm white on the bottom of my feet.
I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P
We dont screw like the white folks do
we just screw til we get through
I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P
I wanna be white more and more
so i can bitch at the nigger next door
I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P
I'm glad this tune came along
we done wore out one nigger song.
I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P
I wanna be white dont you understand
so I can play in a trashy white band
I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P
I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P
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Founded way back in 1967 by a Neo-Nazi, Hoover, Alabama offers many chain restaurants, strip malls, and new-money maniacs climbing that social ladder. An inflated sense of self is garnished with the stinch of racism and spiritual abuse. Here, roads are backed up with mini-vans commuting to places like Greystone in the hope of elevating one's status. Bores are everywhere, just pray you never sit next to one at a dinner party. They will drop every name in the book, talk about how much money they make, and even ask you about your money...prepare to vomit. They also brag about attending church more than you do...the desperation for admiration is pathetic. Hoover is the closeted homosexual happily married to his frumpy school marm prig. But she's so busy smocking, embroidering, or devouring Guthrie’s she never notices his indiscretions.
Hoover, Alabama Guy: Did you know that he was the CEO of HealthSouth, he lives in a big mansion in Shoal Creek, I've been hunting on his land before?
Mobile, Alabama Girl: No I did not know that, nor do I care.
4 male relatives hold hands whilst laying face up on the floor. They all simultaneously perform the helicopter. Meanwhile, a female relative points a TV remote at the drone formation and pretends to fly it.
"You heard about the Bradshaws doing the Alabama Drone"
"Yeah thats fucked mate"
Usally occurs in inbred individuals, symptoms include: long toes the size of a finger, yellow or green toes, the occasional black toe. Mostly seen in neotrix videos or the occasional foot pornography.
“Dude what’s wrong with your toes!?”
“I was just diagnosed with Alabama Syndrome”
“I knew you were inbred.”