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Okay people. Admit to yourself, Biggie Smalls, aka Notorious BIG, or simply "biggy" is a motherfucking baller. Listen to his fucking awesome songs: Juicy and big poppa (just to name 2.)
verse three:
Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis
When I was dead broke, man I couldn't picture this
50 inch screen, money green leather sofa
Got two rides, a limousine with a chauffeur
Phone bill about two G's flat
No need to worry, my accountant handles that
And my whole crew is loungin'
Celebratin' every day, no more public housin'
Thinkin' back on my one-room shack
Now my mom pimps a Ac' with minks on her back
And she loves to show me off, of course
Smiles every time my face is up in The Source
We used to fuss when the landlord dissed us
No heat, wonder why Christmas missed us
Birthdays was the worst days
Now we sip champagne when we thirst-ay
Uh, damn right I like the life I live
'Cause I went from negative to positive
obviously, this motherfucker went from poor to motherfucking rich and he brags about it which i think is pretty motherfucking balling.
(maybe cause im drunk) but still. youve got to acknowledge his skill and style is damn flawless and is in your face like I got money bitch!
Biggie Smalls says" ivin' life without fear
Puttin' 5 karats in my baby girl's ears
Lunches, brunches, interviews by the pool
Considered a fool 'cause I dropped out of high school
Stereotypes of a black male misunderstood
And it's still all good "
rip this motherfucking legend. if you dont have respect for this motherfucker you can just kill yourself.
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Putting one armrest up very high on a co-worker's chair, while lowing the other armrest all the way down. The perfect time to do this is when a co-worker gets up to leave or go to the bathroom. You should harass the person until they realize the arms at at different heights.
Dude, I gave Jamie a Biggie Smalls 3 months ago and he still hasn't noticed!
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You all got it wrong. HE DID NOT die in 2004, he died in 1997. He also was NOT shot while in a vehicle he was shot outside after leaving a party. He was one of the best rappers ever, but pac certainly has the title. RIP biggie, and pac.
Biggie smalls died in 2004 man!
No, he didnt you moron. He died in 1997.
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A fat blunt with at least 4 grams of weed that is rolled by someone from brooklyn. As the Notorious B.I.G would do.
Damn Jim rolled a biggie blunt the other day. I guess thats how they roll em up in brooklyn.
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A legend among animals. The greatest rapper of all time.
*Biggie Cheese walks in*
Biggie Cheese: Hi it's Biggie Cheese
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when you have one big titty and one little titty
Silky's mamma has one big titty and little and they called the bitch biggie smalls
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An excellent rapper, and no doubt was the best one around. It is too bad he was killed. He was awesome. They didn't call him Big Poppa for nothin. I mean, he's enormous.
Biggie Smalls so fat,:
-He bungee jumped and took the bridge down with him.
-That the scale said "GET THE FUCK OFF!"
-That the scale said "one at a time please."
-When he went to the all-u-can-eat buffet, they had to install speed bumps.
-His blood type is Rocky Road.
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