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In keeping with Handmaid's vernacular, a righteous substitute for 'under his eye', 'blessed be' or some other religious bullshittery designed to create universal behavioural compliance.
Why does the child cry?
The pump is dry!
Where will my soul go to die?
Between his thighs!
Of course...
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Sex where no sperm goes higher then the second layer...
My mom had no clue...it was between the sheets
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Implies that if a woman were to suspend an aspirin between her knees, she would be unable to spread her legs without dropping the aspirin, thus, by keeping the aspirin suspended between her knees, she would be unable to engage in activities deemed sinful by crazy out-of-touch right wing nut jobs who wish to impose their religious will on the American public
Person 1:
"Hey! Did you see that Rick Santorum supporter Foster Friess on TV the other day? That nut job actually suggested that women should suspend an aspirin between the knees and use that as contraception!"
Person 2:
"Man, that guy is out of touch! I guess we can thank right wing nutters like those guys for paving the way to Obama's second term..."
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Snappy comeback to say if someone comments on the fact that they are a vegetarian.
Ben: How would you like your steak?
Ronnie: Oh I don't eat meat, I'm a vegetarian.
Ben: Me too, but a vegetarian between meals.
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Between The Eyes Music is any song that is played to the point where it has lost all of it's original meaning. The term comes from the method of killing ones self by shooting themselves between the eyes. Which makes for a quick, painless death. These songs are popular; at least at first, but over time due to them being overplayed and overused; they end up annoying the listener. Some example of these types of songs are Daniel Powter's "Bad Day", which was played over and over again on American Idol. Mariah Carey's "Hero", which is played on practically any reality show were the directer wants to have a Compassionate moment. Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On", which was used on the Titanic movie soundtrack and was overplayed almost constantly on the radio.
Man! If I hear that F**ING Mariah Carey song Hero one more time I'm going to be forced to kill myself! I wonder if she realizes that by allowing anyone and everyone to use that stupid song; that she made the song into Between The Eyes Music? What ever message that song had has long since died...
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1. Music that 1% of 1% of 1% of the population enjoys.
2. A possible cause of people to leave parties or large gatherings spontaneously.
1. "Man, I love watching Alf and listening to Between the Buried and Me."
2. "Shitttt...there used to be like 50 chicks at this party, then some idiot turned on Between the Buried and Me, and after that, only a few stoners and a guy with a really long goatee remained."
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When the In-N-Out Burger was so good on a Saturday evening, you get another one and stick it between two patties.
Person 1: Get me something from In N Out while you’re there!
Person 2: I wouldn't take anything from him, he’ll probably stick it between two patties