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When you place a Sex Ad on Craig's List because you are not getting any.
My husband wasn't giving up the goods, so I threatened him I was going to go Craig's List on his ass if he didn't put out!
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These are the underwear you wear out, when you think there's a good chance of hooking up with somebody.
You want to put your best foot forward, so you wear your A-Listers.
There is also B-List undies (you wear them out to birthday parties, family get togethers, etc.) when there is a slim chance of any hookups.
Then there is the C-List undies. These are the ragtag bunch of ginch that are hanging on by the thread, and half the waistband is misplaced. These are usually worn around the house, when the chances of a hookup are slim to none.
There's going to be tons of guys at this party..I'm going to wear my A-List undies
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The list of people you have to or want to say "hello" to on a daily basis. Especially relevant for students in university buildings, or coworkers in a workplace. Some people might decide to put you on their hello lists, even if they aren't on yours! Typically, reciprocity is expected.
Dropping someone from your hello list to just a nod when you pass him or her might be considered a snub by the other person.
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A list where an unknown person names all of the sluts and whores. Aimed towards females.
Smut List
1. Jacky
2. Melissa
3. Adriana
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List of shit you were trying to do but eventually had to say "Fuck It" Unlike the traditional "Bucket List", the "Fuckit List" is not written in advance, but added to as you no longer give a fuck to do something.
I've moved reconciling with you to my fuckit list.
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'j-list' is an online-shop in which you can find as many japanese porn DVDs as you need to wank off for the next 300 years.
Oh, boy! Yesterday I got the new Maria Yumeno porn vid from j-list
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Not to be confused with the Naughty List, this is the list for all the, to quote Nicki MInaj 'Super Hoes' that Santa won't even give coal.
Santa: Naughty, Nice, Nice, Nice, oh! This girls been a ho, ho, ho! Thottie List!