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A person that actively repels members of the opposite/same sex. Turbo virgins are not limited to sex or sexuality. A turbo virgin is essentially being the supreme incel.
“Johnny is such a turbo virgin. He gave this girl a free ride to the beach, and didn’t even get no wet wet”
“Wow Johnny really is a turbo virgin”
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Turbo folk is a balkan style, first originated in serbia and meant to be only limited to the music but then grown to a whole movement in the social life of the balkans. The main traits of turbo folk are the following:
- lack of inteligence
- peasant origin (not really necessary)
- whore-type dress style (for women) and "big necklaces, cheap sport's wear, white socks and black shoes" (for men)
- mostly a background of "expensive" cars
- silicone....LOTS of silicone
In fact, the last years the turbo folk replaced the porno industry in the balkans. The women who would like to become a turbo folk singer/dancer should go through several tests of their sexual capacities. Just after being sleeping with 2 producers, 1 CEO, 2 high level criminals, 7 low level criminals, 4 shopassistants (generally in butcher's shop) and 12 neigbours they are titled "APPRENTICE"
In general to become a TURBO FOLK SINGER there is also an "lack of intelligence test" with those 3 questions:
1. 2+2=?
2. What is the first name of Bill Clinton
3. Name one river starting with "D" and finishing with "unav"
If you have more than one correct answer you are expelled for good from the TURBO FOLK society.
P.S. thank you Johny French and the Bulgarian community fighting chalga
Classic examples of turbo folk lyrics include:
-2-3 kapi krvi, dokaz da si mi bio prvi (2-3 drops of blood is proof that you were my first)
- kuca poso poso kuca sta da znam, nista ne znam (house work, work, house, what do i know, i don't know anything)
- trosi me ko bateriju (use me like a battery)
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A female with an insatiable appetite for cock, especially in the oral and anal cavities.
She fucked a homeless dude? What a turbo slut.
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A Turbo Retard is someone who acts so quickly, they don't have time to think about what they're doing. This usually ends up being something so dumb, everyone in a 50m radius facepalms in disbelief, its like a train wreck you just can't look away.
Turbo retards act faster than synapse exchange, and thus cannot understand how retarded their actions are.
In their minds they are gods among men, galaxy brains surrounded by smooth brains.
Bob went Turbo Retard the other day... he just bought a whole new monitor because his display cable was broken.
Damn Frank over there is going Turbo Retard on those targets, has he even landed a shot?
Damn Billy you gotta stop going Turbo Retard or you'll never work out how to solve this one.
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Turbo bottoms are bottoms that constantly need/want another toy/cock in their ass. If a bottom likes being the receptive partner during sex, a turbo bottom will aggressively go after a penetrative partner and engage in physical actions to get what they want, including putting both hands on the wall and pushing back onto said insertive partner.
he's such a turbo bottom he practically threw me on the bed climbed on and jack-hammered himself up and down like a possessed pogo stick
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A African man who is really fast
Usain Bolt is a Turbo Nigga
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A term referring to an overtly masculine lesbian, often associated with the hatred of men for outpenising them.
That she-cop was a serious turbo dyke.
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