The act of someone with a fat nose (preferably black) flaring their nostrils to stretch a girls pussy out.
Dude I just got done nostril flaring my moms 2nd cousin.
Used to describe something lost in an area usually frequented by the speaker after they have checked every possible location it could be.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen the tea I bought last week?
Person 2: No, where did you lose it?
Person 1: In my apartment. I've turned the place upside down and the only place it could at this point be would be up satan's left nostril.
It's an aligator protecting in an around the nostril ensuring safety to the nostril at all times
My nostril gators need feeding
When someone does something that smells bad such fart or have a massive shit so that it stinks really bad and "assaults" said persons nostrils.
Person 1: *farts*
Person 2: Jesus Christ, why would you do that, that's Nostril assault!
So basically the guy will cum up the nose and the person will snort it in.
Yeah I gave my girl the French nostril now she can’t breath out of the right side of her nose
An area or hole inside your nose that is literally rotting from your cocaine abuse. Usually the cartilage inside deteriorating
Friend 1: how is your nose from all the snow?
Friend 2: its kinda bad theres now a hole in my nose the hurts and it looks infected.
Friend 1: ew its a fucking zom nostril!
A lactating woman puts her nipple into someone's nostril and they snort the milk out of the nipple into their nose.
That nostril nipple shot has my nose leaking.
I just went on a date and she gave me the best nostril nipple shot I could ever think of.