date

(verb) 1) to kick someone in the bum, or 2) to shove something up someone's bum. The example demonstrates sense 2.

If you touch my girlfriend, I'm going to date you with a baseball bat.

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Date Date Ditch

When someone goes on two dates and then ceases contact with their date for the entirety of their earthly life (or you stop dating them after two dates). A play on the cultural expression "ding dong ditch".

Poor Burbrady , was date date ditched by his putative forever-lasting tinder girlfriend Ingrid.

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Heidi Date

When a girl leads you on in believing that you are on a first date but strings you along as friends in order to get more free dinner and drinks

Mike went on a date with this girl thinking she was the one. She turned out to be a Heidi Date after putting him in the friend zone when she finished the lobster.

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Cooking Date

A great way if you don’t have a lot of money or your budget doesn’t allow you to do things on a grand scale for your date. A cooking date makes you more creative when upping your romance game. Its cooking with seduction mixed in. Basically making your cooking game hot and sexy. Kissing and nibbling in the kitchen whether it’s on the back of the neck or on the lips. All done while chopping, cutting, stirring , rinsing, straining or
tasting food can lead to touching which can ultimately lead to another kind of cooking.

I had a date with Tangi last night.

So how did your cooking date go?

It didn’t because not everyone you meet is cooking date material or worthy.

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Dating Dictator

An individual who cannot get their own dating in order, so instead they attempt to dictate to others who, if, how and why those others date in order to feel relevant.

A dating Dictator often tends to sit on dating related videos on YouTube, attempting to dictate to people they will never meet how to date..

"you should be a man and ask out this person, take her here, buy her this specific gift, and buy her dinner" - dating dictator

Dating Expert

One of the many on Youtube proclaiming themselves as a "dating expert", in order to make money fleecing the desperate and lonely, mainly targeting men.

A dating coach strings viewers along with ineffective advice, deliberately. First it’s buy this program//book. Use this "magic word", send her this text, stand on this angle (yes, seriously!), wear this and "buy my course to get the dream girl you deserve" . A week or two later, it's use THIS magic word, send her THESE texts, and wear something ELSE. Buy this book. Now another few videos and a course that will "get you your dream girl". Then it's the same procedure, for months on end, with each video differing from the last in some form.

Think about this, they do countless videos on so called “advice”. Now, if this “free” advice was valid, why are they constantly a)bringing out overpriced books/courses etc, for which they sometimes shame and guilt trip people into buying? and b)making video after video for months on end with “advice” that conflicts with previous videos?

Also, the fact that a lot of dating experts have “shills”, as well as fake comments like “Oh I’m glad I found your video by accident today, best advice ever” or “Buy their course guys, it’s really good and changed my life” speaks volumes.

Dating expert: "Buy my $5k relationship mastery course, it will get you your dream girl".
Dating Expert 3 months later : "sign up for my $2k course on how to get your dream girl".

Inverted Date

A date that begins with sex, and then proceeds to the traditional dating activities (e.g. dinner, drinks, show, dancing); as opposed to the traditional order of dating where the activities lead up to the ultimate objective of sex at the end of date. Causes much confusion as the original purpose of the date no longer seems to exist.

She surprised me with an inverted date; I was totally confused and disoriented for the rest of the night.