Guilty ghosting

Ghosting a person due to the fact that you drunk-texted him and then you’re too ashamed to make a contact with him again

Daaaamn I texted him I want to be gangbanged, I’ve been guilty ghosting him eversince.

Guilty Weather

Dawn after a night of shit you really regret.

Walkin’ home in guilty weather

Guilty Dad

A dad that is divorced from your mum and doesnt live with you/doesn't see you much or has done something bad in the past which means he tries to make it up to you excessively with being nice- giving lifts, buying things, giving money.

The child usually plays this to their advantage.

'Is your Dad really willing to take us all that way and pick us up at 3 in the morning?'
'yeh, guilty Dad'

'Can you get us a lift?'
'Yeh i'm at my dads this weekend so can. Guilty dad init'

'WOW! You've got the new iPhone?!'
'yep, guilty dad'

Guilty retreat

Refers to the act of a person leaving a conversation or blocking notifications on a thread without supplying evidence to support their unfounded, unsupported moronic statement.

Hahahaha, a guilty retreat, they've got nothing. Fool!