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A leading provider of Audio, Video, Collaboration, and Automation solutions.
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Email: info@smartsysinc.com
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CEO: Steven Nicola
I feel some dumb now, thanks to Smart Systems; my house is smarter than I am now!
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A way to classify and organize the people who affiliate with and surround you according to how you view them. The people are organized into these distinct parties:
First Party: Yourself ("I" am the first party)
Second Party: Close friends/ relatives who are a benefit to your overall well being
Third Party: Coincidental Characters, people who you do not know and are neither a benefit or a detriment to your overall well being
Fourth Party: Idiots. People that kinda- really piss you off, and thus deserve their own catagory
Fifth Party: Subhumans. People that are so freaking stupid they can't even be considered a human being anymore
Sixth Party: People who don't exist. These people are so unbearably terrible that you refuse to acknowledge their existance. They're just... not even there
*Note: The party system is a simple comical device, and should not be used to intentionally degrade or put down others.
Party System Uses In Real Life:
Bob: "For crying out loud, who are all these third party individuals at our cafe??"
Frank: "Apparently the cafe across the street got shut down."
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Bob: "Wow man, Jose is so stupid, I think I'm gonna have to demote him to fourth party."
Frank: "Yeahh..."
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Bob: "Ughh! Oh my... Oh for crying out... Ok. Thats it I can't stand Beth anymore. She's not even there. I think we have ourselves a sixth party"
Frank: "Who's Beth?"
Bob: "Good man!"
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1. Song by rap group Lordz of Brooklyn
2. Graffiti movie in Nyc area starring writers gano, semz, chino, lee and more
1. that song bomb the system by lob is good
2. that movie bomb the system was a good movie about graffiti
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An old-school system of telling people how far you've gone. While there are different versions this is how it
goes:
1st base- French kissing
2nd base- Feeling up, boob touching
2nd and a half base- Fingering, hand job
3rd base- Any form of oral
4th- Sex. All the way.
Can be summed up as french, feel, suck, fuck
According to the Base System, he figured that he had never hit more than 5 singles in his life.
Amy: "How far did you and Bob get last night?"
Lauren: "We only got to second. He just won't let me in his pants!"
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One of the very few unique bands, both lyrically and musically. They are nu-metal, although different from most other nu-metal, mainly in the sense that they're good. I know people who listen to death metal and they agree that System of a Down is a good band. Anyone who calls them "pop" obviously hasn't heard any of their songs, or just wants to be "cool" by putting something controversial in an online dictionary. Although System of a Down has entered the mainstream after the release of Toxicity, it has still maintained a good, unique sound, although gaining many unwanted poser fans.
System of a Down has deep, meaningful lyrics, good vocals, and a unique sound, unlike most other nu-metal. Good thing I can understand the lyrics, unlike many posers who pretend to like them since they saw part of "Aerials" on MTV.
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Someone with extremely linear way of thinking.
Someone who despises change.
This kind of person contradicts the advancement of society in all fields.
It could be over politics, religion, race, or how to build a tub.
system clown from the year 1900 - EUGENICS EZ T3H WIN.
Squornshellous System
Squornshellous System is a four-star system 27 light-years from earth.
Squornshellous Alpha The first planet in from the four-star system Squornshellous, it is very cold and inhabited by giant, burrowing mattresses that spit acid.
Squornshellous Beta Two planets in from Squornshellous Zeta, it is inhabited by square cushions whom enjoy being rubbed up against, especially with people's shoulders. Unlike Squornshellous Zeta, it has desert terrain rather than swamps.
Squornshellous Delta The second planet in between Squornshellous Zeta and Beta, it is inhabited by flying pillows--there is no solid ground but only infinite clouds.
Squornshellous Gamma Squornshellous Gamma is a quite, hot, bumpy little planet, with a thick, dense atmosphere. Probably the worst place to crash, because communication to other planets is impossible, due to the thick atmosphere, and the rain is solid. The 12' by 9' cushions have only a five-second memory--they'll ask you who you are first, then who they are next, and, needless to say, most people die of annoyance within an hour.
Squornshellous Zeta Dimly illuminated and very very swamp-intensive, Squornshellous Zeta is the source of almost all the Galaxy's mattresses. Said mattresses (all of which are called Zem) spend most of their time flolloping, globbering, volluing, and vooning. Said activities make the planet a favourite destination of etymologists. The Zem themselves remain a foot tall, until they are freeze-dryed and cleaned, and made into mattress-size corpses (which are promptly used as mattresses). It is a process which, strangely enough, they don't seem to mind at all.
Marvin the Paranoid Android was invited to the planet to give a speech marking the opening of a giant new bridge intended to revive the economy of the Squornshellous System, said bridge also costing the total sum of the economy of the entire planet to create and the whole ceremony ended in tears. Marvin was plugged into the bridge and the whole cyberstructure instantly folded itself up and collapsed (presumably after being directly exposed to Marvin's chronically depressed view of the Universe). Marvin was left stranded in the swamp with only the mattresses to talk to, until robots from Krikkit stole his leg, and then the rest of him.
Marvin got stuck in the squornshellous system, in squornshellous zeta.