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A town in Central NewYork that is also known as "G-Town". Filled with wanna-be gangsters, some real, and hoes. Drama is always about fighting for your family and never your own self. Entertainment includes going to the movies, Mcdonalds, smoking weed , and "sipping" as soon as GHS gets out on break. Walking is the main source of transportation besides the two cabs here. Everybody knows everyone, and everyone is someone in Geneva. The good thing will always be that a Geneva person ALWAYS has anothers back, especially when it comes to other towns. Travis mccoy is our pride here, when everybody here looks up to him and tries to follow in his footsteps and become famous rappers. Our lake is our tourist attraction when body parts and trash are throughout. Hobart and William Smith college is where everyone wants to go but everyone knows everyone will end up going to FLCC anyway. :)
-Hey, lets all go to geneva ny to party!
--yeahhh.. parties in the G are always bomb.
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Altona is where Yard Sales are the only things that bring people to the town. Duct tape is used to fix anything and everything,including houses, cars, even body parts, and it considered ALTONA CHROME. Altona is the town where men are men and so are half of the woman. It is also the town where the fire trucks are older than half of the people that live in the town. There are several burrows of the town. They include Sciota, Irona, Forrest, Flat Rock, and the Ganienken Territory. Don't get caught stealing on the territory cuz they are gunna get you.
"Is that chrome on your car?" "No, that's just Altona Chrome, or duct Tape." Yeah, you are from Altona, NY.
Altona, NY is a town full of CHEEWEES.
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home of the best high school on the fukin planet. dumb sluts and "tuff" guys live to smoke weed, cigarettes, and occasionally do crack. known for theyre football and crab cakes. Known enemies of Mahopac NY but everyone knows mahopac blows (trail of tears). retards from outa town say "car-mell" but everyones knows CHS runs shitt
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Troy is well known for its many over populated housing projects infested with cockroaches & welfare momma's. Many of its homeless are ex stock brokers, reality TV stars, Politicians, & famous rap artist for the 90's. They live as urban nomads in the city parks cooking pigeon stew & holding gypsy carnivals that mainly consist of oral sex booths & rat clubbing. There is an epidemic of Urban Hillbillies that populate the city. Leading to many spontaneous house fires from their meth labs & moonshine kilns exploding. Incest & brutality towards woman are not only encouraged but celebrated in Troy by its 'Kiss your sweetie with your fist day' dances usually held in the streets & funded entirely by food stamps. Known as the birthplace of both the AIDS Virus & Uncle Sam, the city offers nothing for tourism other than connecting the herpes sores on dead hookers mouths with a marker as you stumble across their corpses trying to flee the city & stopping to see the midget Puerto Ricans with Dragon Ball Z cartoon character hair working at the Peebles on Hoosick st. for a seminar about the basics of living off welfare momma's and being a confidental police informant. English is not their primary language. They speak a muttered combination of Spanish, Ebonics, & incomprehensible groans & grunts. Be advised to bring extra money if interested in purchasing children for sexual slavery since the residents will usual bombard outsiders with such proposals.
Guy: Hey, where you from?
Girl: Troy NY, Don't ask me to spell it.
Guy: I thought I smelt a spic fart
Girl: Little do you know that smells coming from my twat not my asshole, ASSHOLE!
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A relatively large suburb of Rochester NY. Where a majority of the people are middle class, white collar workforces. Most parents either work for Kodak or Xerox. The town is separated in two, either you live on the Thomas HS side, or the Schroeder HS side. The Thomas HS is in a nicer location and many people strive to live north of 104 so their kids can enroll in that side of the district. Schroeder...not so much. Thomas has a general advantange in most sporting events unlike Schroeder who, in technical terms "sucks at life". When somebody says you live in "The Bluffs", many people hate you instantly because you have that much money and you can't move someplace nicer...you dumbass. Webster is primarily your typical, white kid suburb...with no ghettos whatsoever, and still we have those kids who are in denial of their lack of pigment. Webster is also one of the fastest growing towns in New York State. Its schools are in the top 500 schools in the country, a whopping 498th. Webster is your typical town, and where "life is worth living"
Webster, NY is where life is worth living...most of the time
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Wanna be there
Utica, Ny: An Unsolicited Testimonial:
My Brooklyn grandsons, ages 4 and 6, complained to their parents over winter school break:
"Why don't we get to go on cool vacations like the other kids at school?"
"Like where?"
"Like Disney World, or Utica!"
A few things I like here:
good mom and pop restaurants at reasonable prices, affordable housing, New York City first run movies at the museum, good library in New Hartford, skiing right in town!,Saranac Brewing company, the four colleges and their many programs open to city residents,Sculpture Space and its cool parties, the Pratt School affiliation with the Munson Williams Proctor Institute, The Boilermaker Road Race (top 15 k run in America), and Utica's proximity to New York City,Boston, and other major center. Did I mention the great friends to be found in Utica?
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A shitty city located in Niagara County, in Upstate New York. Lockport's name is derived from a set of Erie canal locks within the city. During its heyday Lockport was a booming economic success due to it's many factories, General Motors plant, and the canal. Presently, Lockport has about 22,000 citizens who's lives consist of bitching about Lockport, bitching about Lockport's government, bitching about Lockport's taxes, bitching about Lockport's lack of youth entertainment, and smoking weed.
(John) "There's nothing to do here man, lets head over to Lockport, NY."
(David) "Fuck that, Lockport is beat."
(John) "You're right, I guess we can just sit here and smoke pot."
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