The most overrated and overhyped programming paradigm on earth.
Frequently leads to over-engineering and is at the moment most commonly done using the Java programming language, which has a particularly shitty brand of object-orientation. Other popular object-oriented programming languages include C++ and C#.
Idiot: Man, that's such a hard project. Let's use object-oriented programming to make out life easier.
Rock-star programmer: You're fired.
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b u i l d i n g
some random guy: i have a vision of a man made object
construction worker: thats a rectangle you drew in ms paint
To be driven toward shiny objects. Usually related to projects, in the sense that you won't finish one project before starting a new one.
Brent's shiny object syndrome prevents him from finishing any project before starting something new.
A snowclone often used in New Age, pseudoscientific or borderline fields to cast a warm glow over the enterprise in question. Meant to imply, usually fallaciously, that the real scientists or professionals are missing out on something that their clients urgently need, or at least want very very badly but for some arcane reason are unable or afraid to articulate.
Examples of phrases using the "verb the whole object" construction would be:
"Alternative" practitioners treat the whole patient. (Unlike those bloody doctors, of course.)
Home birth widwifes read the whole woman.
Organic caterers use the whole plant. (I wonder if they make rhubarb crumble).
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I can't imagine anyone being turned on by this putrid sex object.
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Can be defined as someone so large they make the ground rumble with every footstep; there so gross they make you wanna piss on them.
Is that an earthquake? No itβs just another Unidentified Fat Object walking down the stairs. Ohhh right
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a person that men look to only as someone they would like to have sex with
paris hilton is the female sex object of the year
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