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object-oriented programming

The most overrated and overhyped programming paradigm on earth.

Frequently leads to over-engineering and is at the moment most commonly done using the Java programming language, which has a particularly shitty brand of object-orientation. Other popular object-oriented programming languages include C++ and C#.

Idiot: Man, that's such a hard project. Let's use object-oriented programming to make out life easier.
Rock-star programmer: You're fired.

by Bluuberduck April 18, 2010

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man made object

b u i l d i n g

some random guy: i have a vision of a man made object
construction worker: thats a rectangle you drew in ms paint

by February 4, 2023


shiny object syndrome

To be driven toward shiny objects. Usually related to projects, in the sense that you won't finish one project before starting a new one.

Brent's shiny object syndrome prevents him from finishing any project before starting something new.

by Pygarp November 17, 2016


verb the whole object

A snowclone often used in New Age, pseudoscientific or borderline fields to cast a warm glow over the enterprise in question. Meant to imply, usually fallaciously, that the real scientists or professionals are missing out on something that their clients urgently need, or at least want very very badly but for some arcane reason are unable or afraid to articulate.

Examples of phrases using the "verb the whole object" construction would be:

"Alternative" practitioners treat the whole patient. (Unlike those bloody doctors, of course.)

Home birth widwifes read the whole woman.

Organic caterers use the whole plant. (I wonder if they make rhubarb crumble).

by Fearman February 22, 2008

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Putrid Sex Object

Donald Trump's dick.

I can't imagine anyone being turned on by this putrid sex object.

by boisterousoyster July 4, 2018

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Unidentified Fat Object

Can be defined as someone so large they make the ground rumble with every footstep; there so gross they make you wanna piss on them.

Is that an earthquake? No it’s just another Unidentified Fat Object walking down the stairs. Ohhh right

by Lalalalalalallalalallalala August 31, 2009

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female sex object

a person that men look to only as someone they would like to have sex with

paris hilton is the female sex object of the year

by sexiest bitch alive September 6, 2006

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