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A county located in the south central/south part of New Jersey. Most consider it total backwoods pine barrens, despite the fact that everything is developed like any central jersey town till you get south of Manahawkin (being if you don't go about 10 minuets west). The pinnacle of the shore, featuring both Seaside and Long Beach Island. If you are a local kid, you know that Ocean County is a beach/suburb/pineland clusterfuck. Most who reside here will probably tell you that there is nothing to fucking do. In the summer, our beaches are overrun by tourists, and by winter, everything is closed. We have the shittest mall known to man, and music venues consist of firehouses and elks lodges. Most kids just end up drunk/high at a local Applebee's or diner, followed by a trip to the outside of the movie theaters to smoke cigarettes, start fights, and trash local retail stores. All in all, Ocean County is known to everyone else as a shore resort, but to those who live here as a place where Suburbia goes to die.
In Ocean County you get all the fun of the beach, Central Jersey suburbia, and backwoods pine barrens.
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A safe-haven for rich white children who want to act like they live the lives of black kids in the projects without having to worry about the crime or poverty. Ironically, the local police also use this as an excuse for their behavior. Also good for popping your cherry before being a teenager or not having to leave school grounds for drugs. The school system frowns upon this behavior by demoting high school teachers who fuck their students to middle school teaching positions.
Girl 1: I'm really worried this tampon is gonna break my hymen
Girl 2: You're from Ocean Township. You're hymen broke when you fucked that teacher in middle school right after you bought weed from the white kid with a gold chain at the locker next to you
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but Jeniffer you can't have cake by the ocean. your gonna get sand all over your icing.
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-A woman with an overly large vaginal hole
- A woman who liquidates an large amount during her sexual orgasm.
-"God damn man, that hoe was Billy Ocean"-
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The sexual practice in which the girl, who is performing, fills her mouth with sand before adminstering a blowjob, commonly used in both northern and southern California.
Did you hear? Andy got an Ocean Surprise last night.
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Basically to have sex... Yep, ruined that song for ya didn't I? That will be awkward when your parents start playing it in the car. LOL
... Hey, wanna eat cake by the ocean tonight?...
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What makes up 71% of the Earth's Crust.
You can't drink ocean sauce what you want is river sauce.
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