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The Ultimate Challenge to see who can be the next bill gates.

Guy 1:How's your life?
Guy 2:I'm half way to Bill Gates.
Guy 1:Lucky

by ice cream eater July 14, 2006

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Life

Torture.

98 year old: Life was amazing
Grandson: Really?
98 year old: NO YOU DIMWIT

by u wish u were me :) October 23, 2023


Life

that thing in the middle of birth and death

man, life feels like a waste of my time.

by the guy in the chair December 15, 2019

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Life

Life, or living, is the term used for a soul getting a body. Commonly misunderstood, life is very important, not to ones self, but to people around them. Just imagine if your best friend disappeared. What about your parents? No - you wouldn’t be sad, how could you be sad if you couldn’t even exist? See - life is very important. Life is a chain of many many souls dedicated to continue this chain. Think about family history. How many people dedicated their lives to raising their kids, injected with the essence of life, who will resume this cycle, and come to raise you? So understand a simple fact - people worked hard to make you. So don’t disappoint yourself or them, as you are their favourites, and nothing will change that. Don’t think about death, as it will come on it’s own. It’s inevitable. And what’s simple is that you have only an average of 60-80 years to spend with your loved ones. Those who raised you, or those that you yourself raised with your significant other. Don’t waste those years by accelerating death, just don’t. If you’re really thinking of doing so, just don’t stand there and let fate choose its course for you. Get help from hotlines, or just your loved ones. They’re going to help you, it’s not that you’re completely useless to them. Think how sad they’d be without you. Your essence. Your soul and presence. It’s because of you that they work hard. And you should appreciate that and continue on enjoying what you have. If you have issues, press on.

Man 1: i want to die.. life is just a disappointment

Man 2: please don’t, think about your family...

If you’re thinking like man 1, just get some help. Don’t resist it. Find a family member who loves you. Or just call hotlines. They’re easily searchable.

by Wolfofepic1 February 17, 2021


Life

Perfection of health due to obeying thy creator.

To know life, the creation must know thy creator, and to obey thy creator is like asking the maker of his machine how to operate the machine at optimal capacity.

by Walkwithi January 16, 2019


Lifing

The act of choosing how to live your life.

He was excellent at lifing, as a result, he was able to travel the world.

by jedimama January 2, 2018


A Life

Something I don't have

Must be nice to have a life...

by normalbutweird December 3, 2019