oh my god! what is that man doing to his anus?

A common reaction to goatse.

Person One: Hey, Person Two, look at this!

Person Two: OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT MAN DOING TO HIS ANUS?!

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oh my freaking god

Also known as oh my fucking god Disbelief to an action but common to those who hate swearing

Oh my freaking god karen why are you eating ny goldfish!

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Oh my god I've just had a BLOW THROUGH

Blow through

When you fart and half of your insides coming flying out after it, making quit a mess.

When you pass some gas (gassy ass) & a lump follows - which hits the
back of your pants like a bullet..

Hey man, you eat that curry your gonna have a mighty blow through..

Hey man, you eat that curry your gonna have a mighty blow through..

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OH GOD IM COOMING

When someone is really worried/scared of busting a

nut. Usually said in the month of November

Person 1: OH GOD IM COOMING AGGGHHHH

Neighbors : stop. It's no nut November dumbass

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oh god oh fuck

The thoughts of every marginalized individual when they look at a person and they're wearing Trump 2020 memorabilia.

Commonly used in situations where something either inconvenient or catastrophic is about to happen, and in joking.

Brown person: Hey, can I pet your dog?

Trump supporter: (turns around) Sure!

Brown person: oh god oh fuck

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OH GOD FUCK SHIT SHIT

what you think when your mother types p into the url box and you realize you forgot incognito mode

OH GOD FUCK SHIT SHIT

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oh god please just kill me

When you reached the deepest parts of the abyss, misery, darkness, and suffering that you start begging god to just end it all.

Brother: I came inside you, your egg is fertillized with my cursed Genes.
Sister: Oh god please just kill me

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