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A white girl who loves to be double teamed by two large black men.
Jane's a nasty bitch; Tyrone and Ray Dogg made her an Oklahoma biscuit last night.
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One of the most dismal big-small towns in the largest fly over-state in the country.
It has a very high murder-per-capita rate with large amounts of narcotic and gang-related activity. There are over 113 gangs in and around the area.
The only factor which puts us on the map is our military base, Fort Sill. Fort Sill brings in a large Korean and German population. Very little work can be found other than menial jobs such as fast food. Our education system is also very poor and uninvolved. Aside from joining the military, selling drugs, or making your way out to one of the local strip clubs, there is very little entertainment to be had in Lawton.
Visitation or moving into Lawton is highly discouraged, as it is very hard to leave unless you are in the military.
Person 1: Ever been to Lawton, Oklahoma?
Person 2: Yes, I drove through there once. It was awful.
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Afflicted with bipolar disorder. In a constant struggle for an even level, but just never able to stabilize like a normal region.
I love the Oklahoma landscape and the wonderful people of Oklahoma. But WTF with the Oklahoma Weather. It is 76 degrees today and three days ago it was -7 degrees.
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An Oklahoma Eighth is slang for 1.75 grams of marijuana and 1.75 grams of cocaine mixed together in the same bag. Together the total weight amounts to 3.5 grams, which is an eighth of an ounce.
Oklahoma eighths got their name from the world famous Oklahoma Snow Blow that the state of Oklahoma is known for. These types of mixed bags are frequently sold by dispensaries where Snow Blow and Weed can be found. According to Oklahoma legend, the first Oklahoma Eighth was created in 1874 by Chief SniffemGeekum of the QuaPaw nation.
Chief SniffumGeekum: Oklahoma Snow Blow. Blow Big Gas From Oklahoma Eighth. Big Geekin'. Geek fast, like the wind.
A sexual act involving a male performing cunnilingus on a female, before inserting his penis in an active light socket, shocking them both.
Oh, I gave Stacy the ‘ol Oklahoma Zapper last night, she came but all I got were third degree burns all over my dick
An Oklahoma biscuit is a large, grotesque, venereal wart covering the entire head of a penis. Not to confused with a Pennsylvania ridge line
That girl is so ugly, it looks like someone pounded her in the face with an Oklahoma Biscuit
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When a male inserts his penis into a females mouth and thrusts repeatedly until the female becomes unconscious.
Holy crap she isn't breathing, I think I gave her an Oklahoma Coma!
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