Phlegm Omelette

A special dish made solely out of the secretions from someone's nose and throat. Don't knock it until you try it!
Also often shortened to Phlomelette or Snotlette.

Hil: Howdy Billy, I cooked up a Phlegm Omelette for you.

Billy: That does not sound appetizing to me, but I'm sure we can bait a trap for some varmints with it!

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Iron Omelette

When a girl takes her menstrual leftovers and prepares it like one would a regular chicken egg. The next step after earning your red wings

Egan: Aye Ben how was your date?
Ben: It was her time of the month so we fucked and in the morning she made me an iron omelette.
Egan: Bruh that’s fucking grass

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Sausage Omelette

Pronunciation: "Saw-sahge ohm-let"

1. An omelette made with sausage, eggs and various spices.

2. a) Sexual intercourse involving an older male and a older female. b) Any sexual encounter involuntarily observed, involving the observer's mother/male acquaintance older than 45 years.

1. Friend 1: "I've finally gotten eggs so I can make ya'll my famous sausage omelette."

Everyone else: "Yay!"

2. Friend 1: "So I was visiting my parents last week, and I forgot to knock on their bedroom door in the morning. When I walked in, they were making a sausage omelette. I died a little inside."

Everyone else: "Eww..."

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chin omelette

The act of someone proceeding to deep throat your dick so far down that your nuts rest on their chin, giving the illusion of two eggs resting on their face.

Man, my wife is awesome. She deep throats my cock like I'm going to die tomorrow. She really must really enjoy those chin omelettes.

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Dirty omelette

When you ride 7 deep in someone's Honda civic to a friends house and decide to buy a 30 pack of eggs to make omelettes, eat em, play party cake a couple hours and then proceed to shit them out on a certain snowdens doorstep. Yuuuuuup

You: Yo dude lets go lay some dirty omelettes tonight at the Snowdens house

Friend: dude it's only Tuesday though

You: your right, this Friday?

Friend: so down, get off work at 8, just enough time to pick up a carton!

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french omelette

when you crack an egg into the females vagina and then proceed to eat out the vagina

I totally gave girlfriend a french omelette and then we couldn't have breakfast... but hey im not complaining.

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reverse omelette

When an omelette is cooked the put in the anus of the woman and eaten

Hey bob I pulled a reverse omelette on susy last night

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