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When a man sticks his fully erect penis into a jar of creamy peanut butter, coating the head and shaft. The woman then attempts to lick the penis clean.
man 1 : How did that chick do on the Peanut Butter Dick (PD)
man 2: She only licked it half way clean!
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While going through a difficult break-up, the feeling of bewilderment associated with thinking that every song on the radio is specifically aimed at your situation.
"How are you doing?"
"Johnny and I just broke up and I swear that every song I hear reminds me of him."
"Don't worry. It's just PDS (Personal DJ Syndrome)."
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When your ballsack suddenly feels soft and limps around, then you find that it's fun to see it wobble, so you slap it around or play with it.
Dude, Plushy Dick Syndrome (PDS) Is so fun when you get it.
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A variation of asexuality where you are adverse only to public displays of affection - public displays of ew - but no sex itself.
Sorry, I am PD-Yu sexual, I don't feel comfortable kissing you in public, but at home we can do whatever you want ;)
Just a bunch of druggy pigs living in a shit hole town. None of them have the balls to do anything themselves so you’ll always see them with another officer. A simple person getting pulled over will have 2-3 police cars. Overall a bunch of pigs that couldn’t do anything better with their life
Augusta Kansas PD is totally garbage and only for officers that couldn’t do anything good with their life
Professional dick sucker, to suck dick really good!
Alison: Jared said I suck dick really good!
Hayley: Oh girl you’re a PDS!
Alison: Hell yeah!
Purple Dolphin Squad. Modern day rap group.
Listening to PDS. They are dope!
High on this PDS!