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The disturbed feeling one experiences when viewing questionable, weird, or unattractive content on a potential suitor’s dating profile.
He’s cool in person but his profile for sure gives girls hinge cringe. He def needs to hire a curator.
The water which many men have been baptized in on a 'hinge date' or 'tinder date'. This water is usually a shower, bathtub, swimming pool, or dirty hot tub ect.
Ex. 1 "Don't dunk your head in the hinge-water. You might catch feelings or HIV."
Ex. 2 "Oh man, did you hear Jake took a simp dip in the hinge-water at that one girls exes house?", "Yeah and he got friend zoned right after that."
Ex. 3"Bro I had to take a shower as soon as I got home from that date. I realized her hot tub was the hinge-water."
When you insert the tip of your penis into a door hinge and slam the door shut, resulting in a pinched tip.
My favorite cock and ball torture is hinging
The aftermath of dried ejaculate on ones chest. Usually caused by ejaculating on your own chest followed by a nap.
The term comes from the sound when removing the dried semen off ones chest. The sound is that of a Crunchy Hinge.
Jordan had just woken up from his three hour nap. The semen from his chest had now solidified and adhered to Jordan's body. He then began to peel his Crunchy Hinge.
when u on hinge and you pull a mythical tier baddie
bro thats a mythical hinge pull
A brief form of "a white, tall guy on Hinge"
Girl: "So I matched with this guy on Hinge"
Other person: "By guy, you of course mean a white tall guy"
Girl: "Yeah but that's not important"
Other person: "That's the most important bit. Those are the traits that you think make Stacy from the group chat jealous of you."
Door Hinge; A synonym to describe someone’s preference/dating life of flat women or women with no ass or tits (Doors). The meaning of door hinge is saying that you are attached/ attracted to doors
Yo you’re dating her? Dude this is like your 5th flat girl, you’re such a door hinge