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The aftermath of dried ejaculate on ones chest. Usually caused by ejaculating on your own chest followed by a nap.
The term comes from the sound when removing the dried semen off ones chest. The sound is that of a Crunchy Hinge.
Jordan had just woken up from his three hour nap. The semen from his chest had now solidified and adhered to Jordan's body. He then began to peel his Crunchy Hinge.
when u on hinge and you pull a mythical tier baddie
bro thats a mythical hinge pull
The water which many men have been baptized in on a 'hinge date' or 'tinder date'. This water is usually a shower, bathtub, swimming pool, or dirty hot tub ect.
Ex. 1 "Don't dunk your head in the hinge-water. You might catch feelings or HIV."
Ex. 2 "Oh man, did you hear Jake took a simp dip in the hinge-water at that one girls exes house?", "Yeah and he got friend zoned right after that."
Ex. 3"Bro I had to take a shower as soon as I got home from that date. I realized her hot tub was the hinge-water."
call someone a penis door hinge slammer if they have a 50ae desert eagle rammed into the roof of their mouth and then they will turn around suck your dick the slam it in a door hinge and swallow the snapped of bit of erect penis, hence the name
damn tommy is such a penis door hinge slammer
Door Hinge; A synonym to describe someone’s preference/dating life of flat women or women with no ass or tits (Doors). The meaning of door hinge is saying that you are attached/ attracted to doors
Yo you’re dating her? Dude this is like your 5th flat girl, you’re such a door hinge