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A fat man women who sits around all day eating and watching reality shows
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A white bearded hippie who wears a red suit, boots, a red night cap, carries a bottomless burlap sack & is homies with rudolph & 8 other reindeer, yukon cornelius, a prospector who rescued rudolph & hermy from the abominable snowman named bumble, tamed bumble & had bumble put the star on tree then eventually, he discovered & opened up a peppermint mine. hermy, an elf who obviously wanted to have a career as a dentist so he also had permission from his boss to become one, gave the misfit toys to good homes, flies all over the world yearly & delivers good people what they deserve unless they get out of line!
Santa Claus is a true hippie when it comes to peace on earth!
Santa Claus:Ho, Ho, Ho!!, Merry Christmas, Homies!
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A criminal mind who breaks into your house every Christmas eve eats your cookies drinks your milk and leaves mysteriously wrapped boxes under a tree in your house and shoves your socks full of random stuff
Im gonna sue Santa Claus for breaking a entry.
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A pedophile who looks for children. He comes (cum) when it snows. He gives children dick shape candies. He has four ho(es) including Mrs.Claus. He sees everything a child does.
Santa Claus is a pedophile
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A nonexistent, grossly obese elderly man who would likely suffer from diabetes and heart disease if he existed. A lie used to maliciously deceive vulnerable, impressionable children to the point where they feel they are unable to trust any human being once they are brought into the light and discover the truth.
Santa Claus is a big LIE. THERE IS NO SANTA.
This lie is generally accepted in modern culture to brainwash kids, very similar to how Hitler's Nazi ideology was used to brainwash Germans.
Similar lies include the Easter Bunny and the tooth fairy.
Belief in Santa Claus contradicts Christian values and detracts from the reason that Christmas is celebrated in the first place by encouraging children to be materialistic, dependent, unappreciative, optimistic, and lazy.
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during the month of december 1st and the 31st, if a man gets pussy within these days, he got a visit from the panty claus.
(day: december 15th)
Matt: awwww shit son i just got half black/vietnamese/filipino/punjab/white/irish pussy today!
Gerard: awwww skeet skeet motha fucka! u just got a visit from the panty claus.
Matt: awww yea man thats what the business is chuz! wanna go treasure hunting at 1:00 in the morning?
Gerard: ya man lets go get some Filipino flags and from Mira Mesa and wave it around mexicans!
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A hundred year old magical fat petafile that sneaks into small childrenns homes at night and leaves them toys, while he eats all your cookies and drinks all your milk on his yearly visits. Likely drunk. Also, he still owes you that damn pony from when you were 5!
Little kid: Yay Santa Claus!
Older brother: Wheres my Damn pony?!
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